Well then, to the butt end of the Nielsen ratings it goes! 😹😎

“Dis da absolute troof Bertie,” Taz sez! 🧡🤎

Vary true! Taz wholeheartedly agreez! 😸😎🧡

Yaz Bertie I feel your bewilderment 🤯! I’m a hoom and I don’t understand them either! 😳 Neither doez Taz! 😹😸🧡🤎🧡🤎

Yez you iz a dedicated scientist Auggie! I will attempt similar measurements ….when I can find my Kevlar gloves! 🧤 Taz maybe when he comes to have me dry him off after playing in the rain! Felix? Well letz just say, like Buffalos 🦬, himz do not want anyone messing round near himz bunt! 😳😹😸😎💟💟

Goode morning Gonz! Even in your reduced state of Manix you are a force to be reckoned with! ✊🏼😸🧡

Bird 🐦 bunt! Pass it on!

Nice 😊 I like! They would be quite the stimulating visual experience! 😹😸

Felix also toasts your superb planning skills with some nectar of the Scottish Gods! 😹😸🧡

Oaghe dis a v v good and welcomb bonus boop! 🤗😸🤎🤎 Taz sez, “Good to see ya buddee and Boop! 🧡🧡”

Taz sez “Aw shucks Auggie that was vewy sweet of da youze to say!”😸😎💟💟

All quiet on the Western Plains of Okrahamblone front eh Gonz? Datz ok az itz a scorcher 🥵 out there so best to conserve your energee! 🤗 Unless of course Mitch McConnell happenz to stumble by, then run for it!! 🙀😹😹🧡

Taz haz been wurkin on hiz az per youze advice! 😹😸💟💟

Taz highly approves! 😸😎😻

😹😹😸 Mos def it has that vibe!

🥂As Balok would say: “Ahhh!” 😹😸😎

Goode Morning Gonz! Habbe Caturday and Habbe Jaws Day 🦈, or in the feline world Habbe Claws Day! 😹😸 No matter which version you celebrate it’s a good idea not to go in the water! 🌊🙀😸😎🧡

Happy Fourth to you and your mom sweetie! May it be joyous for you both! 🖤🐈‍⬛🖤

Me neither! 😾😼

Tanks Auggie! Good whiskahs! Hope youze iz staying cool 😎 az itz brutal out there with da heat! 🥵 Felix and hiz whiskahs are feeling a bit bedraggled because of it! 😹😸💟💟

Habbe Whiskahs Wednesday Bertie! Yourz are vary elegant! Ezpecially close up! Taz sends you hiz whiskies back in honor!😸🧡🤎

You tellz em McQ, youze a fluffy hugger not a cold blooded hit cat! 🐱 Perhapz sum legal axtion iz needed to recktify dis carackter attack! 🤎🤍

Yezz! Big paw 🐾 bump from one long boi to anuther! 😹😸😎🧡🤎

Oh Yazz Bertie you Iz Varry Longe! Taz iz an aspiring long boi, but you iz Da Looongest! 😸😎🤎🤎

Nebber Ebber! ✊🏼I heard McQ is in the reboot! 😹😸😎

Ah yez, Tiz a universal cate trait to have the absolute prerogative to change one’s mind! 😹😸😎🧡

Happy Happy Happy Birthday 🎁 🎁 🎁 to you to you to you! Hope it was the very special day that you deserved as a very special kitty!🐈‍⬛ 🖤🐈‍⬛

Itz az flat az a pancake! 🥞 🙀😿 Might I recommend the wider, already flat screen tuna fone az a replazement? Unlimited calling and catnip! 😹😸😎💟💟

👏🏼👏🏼😎😺

Hoorah 🥳 🙌🏼‼️And the crowd goes wild ✊🏼✊🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼‼️