My partner and child are heading back to Finland. Time always goes so fast. It's sad dad posting from now on :(

You annoying ass motherfuckers

Daddy down!

Today at the Zoo. Look at how huge his balls are!

A calm and serene place to rub one out before happy hour #Copenhagen

Do y'all think Mamba would've loved Denmark?

I appreciate when the ladies cover them coochies next to me. Wetness is not my food's problem

Seriously amazing how much happier I am with this ice cream

Cathy Kelley is just all of us after watching those clips

When you do 3 hours of yard work, you get a little treat for Father's Day. Here's to us!

What's a film you watched that made you feel deeply uncomfortable? Soft & Quiet (2022)

For any UK peeps, I've got some PS4/PS5/Switch gamers to offload, DM me if interested.

Breakfast tacos on deck

We are ready for the Direct! #NintendoDirect

Having to say 'see you later' to my main man, Lucky

Utter bullshit

Today, I'm 44

Must've been a wild Dynamite

Wow. I still think this is a low score for an excellent PPV

Good idea, night night

This is Lucky getting ready for bed with me

Realized Ive been traveling on 4 hours of sleep, so Ive earned this

Early morning flight to Finland

Good haul from Oxford Street today

I know I should just block these baby-brained dorks but saying a console war fron the 10s was uncomfortable is just hilarious!

Nintendo is pretty much telling me to clear out my backlog

Saturday is time for funk

Today in London Day Out: I saw the movie again. Good movie but.....I found some of the flaws

Im about to become a millionaire adding this to lingerie and selling it as a marital aid