Doug is ONLINE
@dasmunch
Bskyer no.450334; now entering my 20th year of churning out the big-hitting #content
Cayman Islands here. I’ll never afford to be able to go, so I may as well get some benefit out of them
Guess who decided he couldn’t stand to watch the 2nd half? You can thank me later #ENGARG
5 chapters into this and it’s abundantly clear just what blinkered, parochial, selfish people were running Facebook at this point. And shockingly stupid, Mark Zuckerberg giving every impression of having never had an actual thought at all and Sheryl Sandberg acting like the boss from Dilbert
Quick afternoon stroll around my local quarter of the ugly, overlooked and frequently mocked city of Leicester
‘You won, Jane. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Jane. You ruined my night completely, so take your money and get off my property’
Strong loser behaviour from @detig.bsky.social, what an absolute damp rag
To properly define the North and the South, you actually have to define the Midlands, much as it seems to pain so many people to acknowledge it. And it is as below; I am entirely 100% correct about every aspect of this, to the yard, so no correspondence will be entered into #immovablejudgement
If the people of Kent vote for Reform then the people of Kent deserve everything they get. I won’t lose any sleep over it, those people have fucked up more than enough to have learned by now
Another searing hot take from Simon Jenkins, who seems to forget that a) we actually do have obligations to our allies, b) a few of whom are very liable to Russian aggression and c) one has actually already been invaded and 1.5 million people lie dead. Whatever drugs he’s on must be *very* powerful
Just making a coffee with a Nespresso pod, and imagining the reaction it’d get if I served it to Margo
Thank you everyone for your likes and kind words about our old boy Dylan. The house is quieter without him, and feels that bit emptier. They make you love them, the little bastards