Alex Datagay

@datagay

29. he/him. trans guy. unemployed data scientist. leftist. lost & trying to rebuild. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 Help me survive: PP: V:

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Alex Datagay@datagay· Jul 10

If anyone wants to do me the biggest solid I've had in a while, I found a really cheap motel room that would give me some relief til Sunday. I doubt it'll happen. But a man can dream while trying to just not die.

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$59.22/night x 3 nights: $177.66
Taxes & Fees: $21.30
Total Price: $198.96
Cashback not applied: $19.90 (strikethrough)
You Saved: $39.57

Alex Datagay@datagay· Jul 2

Came across milkweed plants earlier today and found this guy laid back, munching on a leaf while using it as a blanket.

A monarch caterpillar lays across a milkweed leaf while grasping one above it, making it look like it's tucked in for bed.

Alex Datagay@datagay· Jun 26

My perfect girl. I miss you. I hope there's endless little pieces of crinkly plastic to play with out there 💔

A dilute calico cat, mid-yawn, with all her pointy little teeth on display. Her eyes are squinted and her ears are slightly pulled back, making it appear as though she's roaring. The Snapchat caption reads, "A monster."

The same dilute calico cat, curled up in the shrimp position with her toe beans on display. One of her ears is folded under her head. It looks like she just woke up from a great nap.

The same dilute calico resting atop a pair of purple fleece pajama pants, fast asleep with a paw tucked under her chin.

Alex Datagay@datagay· May 18

Me: *Having to take Benadryl to avoid 48+ hours of sleep deprivation* My dormant APOE4 gene:

The "Sickos" meme.

A man with stubble and a wicked grin wearing a shirt that reads, "Sickos," stares out a window. A speech bubble above his head reads, "Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!"

Alex Datagay@datagay· May 1

Looks like it's just one of those days

Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit posing in an open-handed, splayed-fingered pose.

Alex Datagay@datagay· Apr 30

This one has lived in several of my hard drives for ages.

Donkin' Dunnts: Amurica runn no dundun.

Sbubby: Eef freef.

Weedy's: Old fashioned hurgusburgus

Bubger Kirg: Have it in a way.

Taco Bacon: Tinkle outside the binkle.

Applebapple's: Nehhborhor grib & bib

Inoot-Ut Brubge

McNaldo's: I like the it.

A&A: AAAAAAAAAA

Alex Datagay@datagay· Jan 30

I did everything I was supposed to. Went to school for over a fucking decade. Switched from social science to stats. Went to conferences. Got to know corporate exec folks. I'm still fucking homeless and unemployed and can't even get the grocery store to hire me. I don't know why. I'm so tired.

Pink axolotl plushie in front of a background of orange and red flames. Black text overlaid over the axolotl reads, "I'm seriously at my limit."

Alex Datagay@datagay· Nov 29

Patrick Star in robes raising one hand in the air, eyes closed in solemn reverence. Text reads, "Peak."

Alex Datagay@datagay· Nov 11

I just got flashbanged by the memory of Pon and Zi from this thanks

Pon and Zi artwork depicting Zi, the little blue character, standing in a grungy room with their organs spilling out of a hole in their chest, with a bright red heart at the end of a string of pink entrails. The speech bubble reads, "Oh, look. It's beating for you."

Alex Datagay@datagay· Oct 30

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

Cover art for "Endless Ocean," a video game for the Nintendo Wii. The cover includes an underwater shot with a diver in the top left, a manta ray in the top right, and schools of fish swimming amongst coral at the bottom.

Alex Datagay@datagay· Jul 11

I just lost my baby girl. Renal failure. She was going to be 16 in November. My sweet bean gave all the love she had 💜 I hope she knew I loved her too

A blue-eyed dilute calico sits in a lap looking up at the camera with more love than your brain can process

Alex Datagay@datagay· Mar 29

I'm Alex. I'm a trans guy in Atlanta who's about to be homeless. I have a place to go and a job there, but I need to raise funds for the road trip there. This cat dad and my cat daughter would be very appreciative 🤘🏻💜 V: @alexlytics PP: @alexlytics

A dilute calico cat with slightly crossed, blue eyes sitting on top of a rectangle of styrofoam barely large enough to fit her tiny butt.

Alex Datagay@datagay· Mar 24

Mobile emergency alert notification that reads, "Presidential Alert: THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG"

Alex Datagay@datagay· Mar 16

The first of the big scary noises have begun, but lil babygirl is being brave, safe in dad's lap with some Hasanabi on the TV. My duty for the rest of the night is to keep her neurotic self calm.

A dilute calico cat with half-lidded, blue eyes looks up at the camera. She's held in the pale gamer arms of her devoted human dad.

Alex Datagay@datagay· Mar 16

Sat outside for a minute to check the storm vibes

A Tumblr post from the foxpost-generator account featuring a red fox standing in a whited-out environment, paws hidden beneath several inches of snow. The fox appears to brace itself, squinting against the wind.

The text below the image reads, "it fucken WIMDY"

Alex Datagay@datagay· Mar 8

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.

A picture of the upper, hinge-side corner of a door.

White text at the top reads, "You know you want to, boy"

Larger, red text across the middle and bottom reads, "Obey your urges. Slap the top of the doorframe."

A person wearing a white T-shirt that reads "Mommy's Little Meatball"

A man reclines on a set of stairs covered in snow. A Windows warning message covers the bottom half of the frame. It reads, "You are running out of 'it is what it is.' Are you sure you want to continue?"

Response options to the warning prompt include, "Yes," "No," and "Help."

A Pikachu figurine that has been cut out of its rubber bouncy ball prison. The liberating scissors lie flat in the background.

Text at the bottom reads, "Him free."

Alex Datagay@datagay· Mar 1

"You gotta lock in. That cross-eyed fucker depends on you." What my buddy sent to me in response to this picture of little bean and me being a sad sack. Love that guy

A dilute calico with blue eyes and a pink nose sits semi-loafed on a wrinkled, loose-knit, blue blanket.

Alex Datagay@datagay· Jan 26

Holy shit there's 100 of you seeing my lil shitposts. Thank y'all. Here's a picture of my cat

A dilute calico staring up from her dad's lap.

She has black/grey fur around her right eye and white/orange around her left eye, making it look like she only had time to do half her makeup before leaving the house.

A blue-green, metallic, star-shaped bell hangs from her collar, nestled in her white chest fluff.

Her pink little nose has a single dark freckle on the left side.

Alex Datagay@datagay· Jan 10

Am I nearly 30? Yes. Am I gonna go play in the snow later? Also yes.

A parking lot in front of a 2-story apartment building, with 3 pine trees in the foreground. Everything is covered in a thin blanket of snow.

The text on the picture reads, "Sorry y'all. Atlanta's closed today."

Alex Datagay@datagay· Jan 6

Life imitates art

Tweet by @BravoCoolee that reads:

"Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say, "I like pancakes," and somebody will say, "So you hate waffles?"

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about."

Alex Datagay@datagay· Dec 29

Looking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed despite the hair tie fiasco. Had a tasty dinner of chicken & fish wet food and didn't even barf it all over the floor!

A blue-eyed dilute calico wearing a purple breakaway collar sits on a pile of clean laundry. A star-shaped bell and round name tag hang from the collar against her white chest fuzz.

Alex Datagay@datagay· Dec 27

My pride and joy

A blue-eyed dilute calico cat sitting on a small piece of styrofoam, just big enough for her tiny butt to sit on. She has a round, silver tag hanging from her collar with a purple paw print on it.

Alex Datagay@datagay· Dec 15

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! Day 5 #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge

Alex Datagay@datagay· Dec 15

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! Day 4 #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge

Alex Datagay@datagay· Dec 14

Alex Datagay@datagay· Dec 13

A PIZZA? FOR THIS GUY? More likely than you think.

A man wearing a black beanie and a collared button-down with zebras printed all over it, gazing at you with dazzling blue eyes and a mischievous grin.

Alex Datagay@datagay· Dec 13

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! Day 3 #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge

Children's book "A Dog's Life: The Autobiography of a Stray" by Ann M. Martin

Alex Datagay@datagay· Dec 12

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! Day 2 #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge

Alex Datagay@datagay· Dec 12

Hey. You. Look at me. You will get it done. You have more time than you think. Breathe. You're the man bro. You're the fuckin man, and you will get this shit done. Okay now your turn you say it.

Orange cat peeking up from the bottom of the frame with a gun and angry eyebrows, threatening you to, "Be kind to yourself. NOW. You have no choice."

Alex Datagay@datagay· Dec 12

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! Day 1 #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge