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daveed@daveedofthedead· 25d

this is a good one, but imo this is the best lotr meme

four panel lord of the rings meme

first panel: gandalf whistles

second panel: a meadow with a volvo sedan photoshopped in

third panel: legolas standing in from of aragon and a horse. text reads: that is a volvo sedan, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell

fourth panel: overlooking gandalf's shoulder, the volvo sedan is off in the distance. text reads: the 200 series is the lord of all volvos, and has been my friend through many dangers

daveed@daveedofthedead· 29d

lol we are so desperate for rain that even the local news is going “can we hope for rain? 🤷🏽”

phone notification

kob 4 • 30m
weather
could this be the day new mexico really gets the monsoon rain?

daveed@daveedofthedead· Jul 10

well shit, i actually watched some movies the past couple days

recent activity

four movie posters in order:

the bride!
freaky tales
backrooms
lee cronin's the mummy

daveed@daveedofthedead· Jun 18

one more

title card for the canadian YA sci-fi series Strange Days at Blake Holsey High

description: lofi image of a hallway
“strange days” is in a creepy font
“at Blake Holsey High” is in a standard looking font

daveed@daveedofthedead· Jun 18

name a tv show you're positive no one remembers but you

promo for jericho season one

skeet ulrich is leaning out the window of a car looking at something behind the car, completely unaware of the mushroom cloud ahead

daveed@daveedofthedead· May 20

text reads:

all robots & computers must shut the hell up

pictures of the head of siren head, a computer from the 90s, and four atms of various designs, all with a prohibited symbol (red circle and slash) over top

text continues:

to all machines: you do not speak unless spoken to

and i will never speak to you

i do not want to hear “thank you” from a kiosk

i am a divine being : you are an object

you have no right to speak in my holy tongue

daveed@daveedofthedead· May 6

sir... this is a burger king...

daveed@daveedofthedead· Apr 28

yelling “shut the fuck up” and turning red like PSH

Philip Seymour Hoffman on the phone, red with rage, holding his hand up in a stop motion

Philip Seymour Hoffman again, angry on the phone

Philip Seymour Hoffman telling into the phone, still very red

daveed@daveedofthedead· Apr 28

how i feel every time a new corporate speak logo explainer drops

from the movie “waiting...”

a waitress turns away from a dish pit mid tantrum

subtitles read:

“fucking psychobabble-bullshit asshole!”

daveed@daveedofthedead· Apr 19

espn decided that bayer leverkusen didn't win the bundesliga last year

push notification from espn

reads:

*trophy emoji* champions again!
bayern munich win 13th straight bundesliga title and record-extending 35th in club history

daveed@daveedofthedead· Mar 13

this is giving “surf dracula” vibes

screenshot of a tweet from @ topherflorence

back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale

12:33 pm 07 oct 21

daveed@daveedofthedead· Nov 28

“i know it's in texas, probably in the uk, that says: fool me once, shame on... shame on you. fool me... can't get fooled again.”

the prime minister of the uk talking behind a podium, in front of some flags

text on the screen reads: “there's a famous slogan in the united kingdom”

the words are very similar to what baby bush said before his “can't get fooled again” quote

daveed@daveedofthedead· Nov 27

also for these two little dudes

diego, a little white, long haired chihuahua, giving a funny looking smile over his shoulder while lounging on the couch

peanut, an orangish-brown chihuahua, laying on his back, on a blue blanket, giving a toothy smile

daveed@daveedofthedead· Nov 24

both have been home for about two months they were quarantined from each other for a few weeks cricket is from a friend of a friend that had a litter of puppies (as bob barker said, spay and neuter your pets people) val is a shelter rescue they're on the fast track to best friends

cricket and val, two little dogs, laying together in a ying yang position on a white pillow, but since they're both mostly black it's a little hard to tell them apart

daveed@daveedofthedead· Nov 24

that said, these two have been doing a lot of heavy lifting in bringing joy during these times introducing: cricket & val

cricket, a little black dog, laying in the sun on a dog bed

she has her mouth open wide showing off her giant tongue

cricket, a little black dog, laying on a red, white, and black blanket, with a pink chew bone in front of her paws

photo was taken with her in motion, so her mouth is open in mid yawn or chomp

she looks like a little criptid

val, a little black and brown dog, she has little brown rottweiler-like eyebrows

she's comfy on a white blanket decorated with pumpkins

val, a little black and brown dog, laying in the sun on a dog bed

she's wearing a green harness with pink floral designs

daveed@daveedofthedead· Sep 24

if you see this, post a concert pic you took

sufjan stevens with a spotlight shining down on him

daveed@daveedofthedead· Sep 10

josé mourinho in a post game interview saying, “i prefer not to speak. if i speak, i am in big trouble.”

daveed@daveedofthedead· Sep 1

PHI LAC TB CIN IND LV ARI NYJ WAS JAX DEN SEA DET LAR BAL CHI

screenshot from gta

aw shit, here we go again meme

daveed@daveedofthedead· Aug 27

illustration of two women in conversation

one is saying “i'm okay” while being stabbed in the back with variations of “my sports team is bad” attached to each weapon

daveed@daveedofthedead· Aug 26

a site about a memory-wiped government agent who comes for revenge? You mean...

screenshot about from The Bourne Ultimatum

it's the “jesus christ, that's jason bourne”

except the text now reads:
“jesus christ, that's jason bournehub”

daveed@daveedofthedead· Aug 13

me getting ready for sleep every night

screenshot from LIVE AT THE NECROPOLIS: LORDS OF SYNTH

xangelix is at the top of some stairs, in a half crouched position, blowing into a conch

a small inset screen, at the bottom right side of the picture, shows commentators, edgar tangram (left, polyharmonics expert) and zedd centauri (right, octave collector)

screenshot from LIVE AT THE NECROPOLIS: LORDS OF SYNTH

xangelix, seen from chest up, is raising his conch to heavens, continuing to blow

a small inset screen, at the bottom right side of the picture, shows commentators, edgar tangram (left, polyharmonics expert) and zedd centauri (right, octave collector)

daveed@daveedofthedead· Aug 5

thank you all for your kind words

a portrait of beans, a little yorkie, in a pink sweater, giving a toothless smile

beans asleep on my chest

beans with her hair disheveled, wondering 'what year is it?'

beans, standing on a dog bed, in her pink sweater

daveed@daveedofthedead· Aug 4

big personality in a little dog ❤️

daveed@daveedofthedead· Aug 4

me and beanie both pierced with metal and tongues out

me and beanie

shortly after her stitches, you can see them at the top of her head

she has a plush blue ring around her neck and is wearing a pink sweater

suns out, so tongue is out

beans had already “died” in my mind once before.

when we found her we took her to a vet to see if she was chipped. she was, but was told there was no info. so we take her home to figure out what to do and she settles right in. she had made her own decision, she was home.

couple months later she and willie (rip black dog) get in a squabble over food. little toothless ended up with a wound on her head that required stitches. back to the vet.

this time they said there was info on the chip and had to contact her owners. owners said they were going to pick her up, we covered the very bill as a kindness. i was devastated.

i cried as if she died. she was dead to me, never again would i see this little dog that changed my world.

well, two days go by and her original people never coming to get her. THEY LEFT HER THERE FOR TWO FUCKING DAYS

vet office calls and said we can take her, we paid the bill after all. so she came home and gave us so much love and joy in her final old years.

i thought that my tears years ago would've been enough for when she finally died.

i was wrong.

daveed@daveedofthedead· Aug 4

i loved you i will always love you i am less without you i am whole having known you

beans, a little yorkie, walking in the grass

beans standing in a bed, looking right at the camera

think this is one of my first pictures of her

beans sitting on my chest

tongue out as always

beans in a dog bed enjoying the sunshine

daveed@daveedofthedead· Aug 4

Beans passed away yesterday my heart is struggling 💔

little yorkie, named beans

she's staring at the camera, her hair a mess (we called it her tina turner style), her nose is crooked, and her little tongue is sticking out

beans laying on a bed of blankets

she's looking at the camera, wearing a green sweater

daveed@daveedofthedead· Jul 26

post your lock screen surprise, a dog

a tiny brown dog standing in a grass field with blue skies behind

her hair is wild, in a style similar to tin turner

she is blind, her eyes are clouded grey

daveed@daveedofthedead· Jul 25

draw me like one of your french doggies

little brown chihuahua with his belly exposed and front paws curled inward, patiently awaiting belly rubs with a goofy smile on his face

daveed@daveedofthedead· Jul 22

post the most recent pic of your pet

a little white dog resting in a bed

daveed@daveedofthedead· Jul 12

behind the ear ufo abduction 🛸👽 (apologies for the ear closeup lol 🤷🏽)

a photo of a tattoo behind my ear

my hair is in a bun and my hand is pulling my earlobe forward, revealing the tattoo, a little bigger than a quarter

it is a saucer-shape ufo with a beam shooting downward. a little stick figure is inside the beam

a closer view of the ufo tattoo

it is kind of a shitty, blurry photo with not much detail revealed, befitting of a ufo photo

the stick figure is clearer in this picture though

(also featured: a close up of my ear)