interesting walk through the neighborhood

when the world's richest man is also one the world's most vociferous and vocal bigots

when my wife feeds me laxatives and glues my butt shut

Rare instance of readings the comments paying off

Talk about instant coffee!

AI still struggles with text I guess eh

"So you like soccer eh? Well have all the soccer in the world!!!"

when you're stealing the show

This is because I deleted my Facebook account

If the English were the type that “dare to dream,” they wouldn’t have elected Kier Starmer.

I’m not the first to reference this but

Chad Gibraltar vs The British Virgin Islands

well that’s a damn shame

Way ahead of you, sandwich board

me too, local diner

Ahhh he actually did the Birch Barlow bit!!

I fixed this up for you. Leave this stuff to the professionals lady.

Tired: touching grass Wired: planting trees

No, stay with ME as I fire up the Olde Timey Musicals Machine /tune of “Ed Sullivan” from Bye Bye Birdie