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Dave Provost

@daveprovo

He/Him. Veterinary librarian. From Boston, now in Raleigh.

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Dave Provost@daveprovo· Jul 5

Two skeets by @ceeks.bsky.social: the first, from three days ago says “sir please press the red button on your fifa peace prize”. The second, from today is a 😅 emoji with a screenshot of the headline “Balogun cleared to play in World Cup match vs Belgium”

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Jun 11

Get a load of this smokeshow

My wife looking elegant next to some schlub

My wife in the club

My adorable wife

My wife looking mysterious

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Jun 11

🎵 Fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label, and as a motherfuckin’ crew 🎶

Julie Andrews playing guitar and singing to children in a mountain meadow from The Sound of Music

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Jun 2

PG Magic
SG Victor Oladipo
SF LeBron James
PF Zion Williamson
C Kareem
Somehow goes 78-4

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Jun 2

If this team doesn’t go 82-0 I don’t know who does

Team of Lenny Wilkins at point, Jordan at the 2, Clyde Drexler and Kevin Durant at forward, and Hakeem Olajuwon at center

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Jun 2

“Not photogenic”

Wolfgang the black cat stretching a paw towards the camera

Wolfgang the black cat looking “innocent”

Wolfgang the black cat relaxing

Wolfgang the black cat sleeping the sleep of the just. His sister Marceline the torbie is in the background

Dave Provost@daveprovo· May 30

Google is over

Asking Google:
how many days of the week have a fish in them?

It’s AI answer:
Exactly zero days of the week have the actual word "fish" in their names.
However, if you are thinking of the riddle "which days of the week have an R in them?", the answer is four:
• Tuersday
• Wedresday
• Thursday
• Friday

Dave Provost@daveprovo· May 30

Much to consider here

Asking Google: how many days of the week have a fish in them?

Its answer:
Exactly zero days of the week have the actual word "fish" in their names.
However, if you are thinking of the riddle "which days of the week have an R in them?", the answer is four:
• Tuersday
• Wedresday
• Thursday
• Friday

Dave Provost@daveprovo· May 20

Mort Crim letting us know the OKC Thunder are his Chump of the Week

Dave Provost@daveprovo· May 8

Wolfgang the baby panther

A curled up black cat, largely indistinguishable from an empty void

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Apr 30

We have a cat that is a little snuggle bug at home, and at the vet becomes what my wife calls “the most evil cat I’ve ever seen” and she’s been an ER vet tech for 30 years.

Marceline the snuggle bug

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Apr 30

Yup

A screenshot of Tyler’s post, but the quoted post is Blocked, so the post just says “capitalists be like blocked”

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Apr 13

I came into the living room after hearing some sort of kerfuffle, but I’m not sure who to blame…

A tiny tabby cat hiding (poorly) behind the couch, looking guilty

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Apr 7

Do you know where your local fallout shelter is? We had one in the basement of our elementary school, which was a fun sign to look at going to lunch every day.

A black and white photo of two men installing a sign bearing the three triangle symbol for radioactive fallout and the words "Fallout Shelter".

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Apr 1

Put us in the conversation!

NC State alum Christina Koch posing with Ms. Wuf

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Mar 9

Marge Simpson with makeup all over her face from the episode where Homer invents a “makeup gun”

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Mar 3

You might be surprised

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Effective IMMEDIATELY, I have ordered the United States Development Finance Corporation (DFC) to provide, at a very reasonable price, political risk insurance and guarantees for the Financial Security of ALL Maritime Trade, especially Energy, traveling through the Gulf. This will be available to all Shipping Lines. If necessary, the United States Navy will begin escorting

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Feb 20

The pendulum in question:

A pulpy cover of Poe’s The Pit and the Pendulum, where the bladed pendulum looks particularly sharp

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Feb 7

Or maybe just something as ominous as this

Donald Trump’s creepy fast food banquet in the White House

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Jan 27

The new CBS contributors:

The satirical "Teen Roast" lineup featuring made-up names like "Curbes Lurb", "Crazy Harb", and "Cool Shirtman"

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Jan 23

I think it was this one.

A skin for the mp3 player Winamp themed to look like a TNG-era LCARS panel.

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Jan 23

Koopa ahh mfer

A tiny-headed lizard-lookin’ “Koopa” from the 1993 Super Mario Bros movie

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Dec 1

SEASON’S GREASON’S

Season's Greason's refers to a drawing of a yeti-like creature known as a Tundra Dweller being attacked by a smaller ape-like creature from the 1990 speculative evolution book Man After Man: An Anthropology of the Future by Dougal Dixon. The image is drawn by illustrator Philip Hood. In 2008 an unknown person added the text "Season's Greetings" to the image as if the image is a holiday card. In 2020 the caption was edited to "Season's Greason's"

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Oct 21

Three skeets reading, “SPORTS”, “going to lie down in traffic”, and “suck my nuts seattle” in that order on my tl

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Oct 19

Plenty of sun really helps, if you can arrange that.

Wolfie the black cat curled up next to a sunny window

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Oct 7

Anakin Skywalker being disappointing

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Oct 1

Free hat idea

A baseball hat with the word “Baseball” on it above an illustration of a gridiron football.

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Sep 28

Nicole Kidman loving the movie theater experience in that weird pre-movie ad

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Sep 12

Where’s the

Hunk of meat with a bone through the center of it from Tears of the Kingdom

Dave Provost@daveprovo· Aug 22

For the animal shall not be measured by man. In a world older and more complete than ours, they move finished and complete, gifted with the extension of the senses we have lost or never attained, living by voices we shall never hear. They are not brethren, they are not underlings: they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time, fellow prisoners of the splendour and travail of the earth.
Henry Beston, The Outermost House