David Mitchell
@davidalanmitch5
Scottish. Moved all over,but now in Dunfermline. 40+. Usually open to sarcasm, impolite jokes and politics. Liberal🌈🌊🦋💙 Also on Threads, same username
One fricking day. One day and they’re ready to gut the new PM. There are more headlines from other papers along the same thinking on the stands today. We had Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak without them screaming for elections and we haven’t always gone to an election with every changeover.
I suddenly realised the one sentence missing from this was: “I’m too old for this and I immediately offer my resignation.” He still expects to stay in his post.
Sorry if my photoshopping is a bit clumsy, but you got the idea.
Someone decided to redesign the Monster Legends icon to look very similar to the Spotify icon. Really hope they change this.
Show them one of these, ask if they can call their friends, without looking the number up on their mobile.
Here are a couple of pictures of Robert Harard, pulled off Google. You may note that the real person has wrinkles, bumps and even facial hair.
In latest Supreme Court ruling, Justice Roberts has hailed “Song of the South” as “one of the most historically accurate films he’s ever seen.”
Kyle Rittenhouse is so annoying, the spider with recluse in its name came out to attack him. No spider powers, just mini man-boobs.
Starfleet Missing Persons Department. They could do a mashup with “Without a Trace”. “Without a chance in hell”
Trump’s new ballroom. It’s very secure, no-one will be able to kill him and if you really work at it and put on some good tunes, it’s a great place for an ensemble musical number.
Interesting. Let’s apply that principle to the US government. Instead of “a deal”, insert: “immediate release of the Epstein files and universal healthcare.”
I’ve lately seen chocolates with hazelnut flavour in green wrapping. I bought KitKats once which I was disappointed to discover were not mint. I don’t have a nut allergy, I just don’t like nuts. Given that green colouring is often associated with mint, why use it?
2 questions: When on Earth did I record “Speed”? + What other program did I mean to record that I obviously missed by making the wrong selection? I honestly don’t remember doing this.
I only heard about Steven Cheung because of the video in the first part of this post. I have to ask: is he an egg in human form?
Noting that “Daredevil”, movie about a superhuman blind guy, doesn’t have audio description. (It was released 2003, before that became more common, but still)
Me, every time I get an email from Universal Credit, telling me there’s a message in my journal.
Donald Trump thinks Venezuela belongs to him. He thinks Cuba belongs to him. He thinks Greenland belongs to him. He thinks tomorrow belongs to him.
He really wanted a part in the Care Bears cartoon, but they refused to use him for some reason…..