David Cook
@davidycook1
Not a cheeseburger. Clarinet professor, college football enthusiast and nocturnal consumer of pork products. davidcookclarinet.com/links
Also, there aren’t many things more satisfying than perfectly peeling all of your hard-boiled eggs
This is your reminder that you, too can make pasta salad that doesn’t suck
@angry-stephen.bsky.social between Thanksgiving 2015 and May 2016, deciding what to cook:
Repainted the whole front porch and steps, even though I was interrupted for six months by a broken clavicle and winter
I did not know this until today (is it common knowledge among the M fanbase?), but god damn this is awesome
Don’t let the World Cup distract you from the fact that today is Flag Day
If this says anything other than “pay them more,” chronicle has pulled off the greatest heist of all time actually, even if it does say “pay them more,” charging $199 for that is still a pretty damn good heist
Whenever i sing Happy Birthday at a party where no one else is an musician