Davis McDavis
@davismcdavis
Artist, husband, cat parent, nudity enthusiast
He’s yet again not aware how disgusting he looks, and is comparing himself to a hot, fit guy and mistakenly unaware that he doesn’t actually measure up. He’s historically had a ridiculously positive self-image for a man who doesn’t know how to blend his foundation into his wig line.
I’ve been saying this but then I ran into him on the street. He’s fine, guys!
Now in my Etsy shop. I first saw Phoebe Bridgers perform this song in an empty theater on Late Night With Seth Meyers, deep in the heart of Covid. ♥️ Phoebe Bridgers Original Painting – “I Know the End” Live Performance Art Original Artwork by Davis McDavis davismcdavisart.etsy.com/listing/4534...
New in my Etsy shop: Cyndi Lauper from her underrated performance as Sylvia Pickel in the not-yet-cult classic “Vibes,” also starring sexpot Jeff Goldblum. $50 off for the month of June with promo code GAYVIBES. davismcdavisart.etsy.com/listing/4522...
“Lovable scamp Trump reminisces about his son Barron’s birth, when he went to Lake Tahoe with his mistress, but sent her home so he could bang Stormy Daniels!”
The “people also ask” questions I got in the AI response when looking up this traitor is such a weird admixture of additional questions asked by transphobes and MAGAs. They are sofa king concerned with hair - its color, texture, or absence. 🤔
I have a feeling it’s basically Agatha Raisin but an American version. (It’s a mystery show where the biggest mystery is “how does she afford her stunning wardrobe?”)
I had a crazy fun weekend. I went the live tapings of “How Did This Get Made,” & on Insta Paul reposted the paintings I gave him of his doggies Bingo and Sgt.Meatball (RIPS). I might be in the audience part of the Jill Rips and The Arrival episodes (as “David”). #HDTGM
Giving the “Let’s get this Mondais right!” treatment to our kitty Victor. 😆 #pirulinpinpina #spaceprincejulio
Do you like Oreos but hate the tough work it takes to chew them? So much work! Try new soft-baked Oreo Cakesters! All the golden diabetes flavor and barely any pesky chewing needing! Shove them Cakesters down your pie hole! Do it now!
I finished these cuties yesterday: Ziggy, Mo, and Max. Aren’t kitties the cutest? Also dogs, squirrels, and any of my woodland friends. #petportraitartist
I love the way our beautiful perfect kitty Victor can just roll himself into a little furry ball.
There was a big scary fire in the hills above sunset as I left the gym just now. Hopefully no one is hurt. 😱
My octopus friend is down to three arms. 😢 #OctopusOnNorthCrescentHeights
OCTOPUS UPDATE: My octopus friend survived the night with his remaining 4 tentacles intact!
This little baby is Ruby (@run_run_ruby on Insta), a sweet baby angel I painted in 2020. She’s a #zuchon puppy who’s all grown up now. I just checked in on her feed and she went to Paris this summer. I’m jealous! 😂
I saw the Cocoa Puffs version in the grocery store and it made me feel dirty. If Sniffies was a cereal, this is what it would look like. 🍑 💦