Tin Claw Dan
@dayglocaravaggio
What a pretty afternoon
I’m the producer, we’re deciding between the Empire State Building and an Alvarezsaurs. But either way the film will not have dialogue allowing a narrator to explain everything happening on screen while you scroll reels.
They got homestar runner type hip hop now and it’s the album of the year?!
For 1 or 2, Marty is fine but if you’re feeding more than 3 I’d recommend a Marty Supreme
What do do when you’re the president in the middle part of Venn diagram labeled WWIII and Civil War
I cannot explain but Damiano Damiani having a movie’s title also be it’s logline (and script) is the same as bad company making a song called band company on the album bad company.
Look at this good ass cup. Monte Carlo Time? Wild card?! We used to have stuff that wasn’t ads then they banned smoking indoors.
Last week guy in a lab coat asked me what I was doing with ‘that big straw’. I was just very very thirsty. ;(
Movies: Budget: 20 million Earnings: 30 million Result: Failure Large Language Models: Budget: 120 Trillion Earnings: 12 Billion Result: Success. Let us change the world economic model, brother.
Warm blooded reptilians are always telling me I can’t put my headphones in the freezer for 10 minutes before I wear them. I do not listen. I will not listen!
“If you guys were the better team, you’d have been the better team”
I don’t have a 401k but you wouldn’t believe my how much my dvd retirement pile is worth!
Gargling hot saltwater for a sore throat; brain will now recite entire article from April 2002 edition of Trasher.