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abolish everything they/them Come see the violence inherent in the system.

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Dayv@dayv· 24d

Severe don't leave the house watch

Severe Thunderstorm Watch
Expires at 21:00, Saturday, July 18 (6 hrs 24 mins). Also:
Flood Watch, Heat Advisory, Air Quality Alert.

Dayv@dayv· 26d

Food That Loves You
WHERE ELSE CAN YOU
GET A MEAL MADE
ENTIRELY WITH EUTHANIZED PETS?

Dayv@dayv· Jul 10

Yo this Yelp review is wild

I have a mixed review of [restaurant name redacted]. On one hand, the service was lightning fast-the food arrived within 5 minutes of ordering--and the lobster roll was absolutely delicious. Because the food quality is so high, I will return, but the service environment on this visit was completely ruined by an aggressive, boundary-crossing waiter and dishonest billing practices.
The tension started before we even ordered. Wanting to ensure accuracy for our group of three, I put on a straight face and told the waiter directly that I was serious about getting the order right.
He was visibly unhappy when asking for our drink orders. When I stated "no drinks," a friend in my party immediately joked and ordered something anyway, signaling to the waiter that my boundaries could be ignored.
The waiter's inappropriate comments began the moment the order was placed, when he pointedly told me twice that I "better eat up all the food" we ordered. He then aligned with my friend's jokes throughout the meal instead of focusing on clear communication.
Because of this unnecessary distraction, a $9 charge for beignets was forced onto our bill without my authorization, alongside a
"living wage expense" tacked onto the final total without upfront disclosure.
The lack of professional boundaries peaked after our plates were cleared. A lighthearted comment was made to the waiter about where the food was, and when he brought out a dessert we did not order, he leaned in and explicitly told us we "fucking better finish it."
Using profanity with paying customers is utterly disrespectful and unacceptable. The kitchen staff and the speed of the food deserve praise. I enjoy the menu enough to come back, but front-of-house management needs to seriously address the aggressive language and financial dishonesty of their floor staff. Next time, I will ensure the ordering process is kept strictly to business.

Dayv@dayv· Jul 10

Domo Arigato, Officer Robusto

Another Xenoblade enemy. This one is a translucent, glowing... uh... thing. And its name is Officer Robusto

Dayv@dayv· Jul 9

In the Spanish version, he is "Marcus el Definitivo"

Image from Xenoblade Chronicles of someone fighting Final Marcus, a dark grey giant, probably like 25' tall with enormous crystals growing out of his back and shoulders.

Dayv@dayv· Jul 9

Photo of a family with the parents and one child dressed goth (with identical t-shirts, is it a cult thing? I don't know) and one child dressed almost too traditionally in pastels. The photo is labeled "the corvid family", the goths are "crowd and ravens" and the pastel-wearing kid is "blue jays"

Dayv@dayv· Jul 8

Have you played any of the Xenoblade games, or seen some of the monster names in them?

The party of player characters is in a grassy field, facing a giant ape named Territorial Rotbart.

The ape is level 81. Rex, Tora, and Nia are levels 18, 18, and 17. They should run away immediately.

Dayv@dayv· Jul 4

Poster image for Sorry to Bother You featuring Lakeith Stanfield (in a purple coat with shirt and tie loosened at the neck, holding a phone to his ear and wearing a bloody bandage on his head) in front of the title in tones of purple/pink

Dayv@dayv· Jul 3

Question answered by the first paragraph

Stephen Pollard

[author photo which, to avoid seeming mean, I will not describe]

Published 03 July 2026 12:39pm BST

Twitter - formally known as X, since owner Elon Musk changed its name in 2023 - is a cesspit of hate, intolerance and bigotry. Which is one key reason why I am now in my 18th year on the site and cannot imagine leaving.

Dayv@dayv· Jun 22

I wonder what that writer’s up to now… OH NO

Cover for some sort of QAnon gun fantasy comic, with the title at the top ALT HERO Q WHERE WE GO ONE” (I’m not sure if Q is supposed to be in between ALT and HERO or over the top of everything) with a white guy shooting a machine gun over a background of what may be an extreme closeup of US currency. The credited names at the bottom are Chuck Dixon and Vox Day

Dayv@dayv· Jun 20

Post a comic cover you love.

Cover for the first issue of We Only Find the When They're Dead. The cover is dominated by very large orange text of the title over a field of stars and nebulae, with "DEAD" on a single line at the bottom, much larger than the rest. The text is right-justified, not centered, and is pitched so that "DEAD" is also effectively closer to the reader, but is in a very modern, flat style, not drawn in three dimensional perspective like many classic comics (e.g., X-Men, Superman) logos. It is a sans serif font and all capitalized. Within the word "DEAD" is an image of a man with long hair and a beard, with one eyebrow raised, wearing some sort of spacesuit or armor. His hair has a dramatic streak of white in the front sweeping to his right, and his head is at an angle in a similar direction to the text, but not perfectly matching. This image is in orange and yellow only, keeping it visually tied to the rest of the title and emphasizing the text itself over the art within it.
The writer's and artist's names, Al Ewing and Simone Di Meo, share equal billing above the title. The upper left corner identifies the publisher a BOOM! Studios, lists the issue number a 1, and also contains the title in very small text, with "DEAD" even more outsized than the rest of the title by comparison.

Please nobody tell me I left something out of this alt text, also, I have a very normal brain.

Oh also there's a little spaceship or something. I forgot to mention that above. It floats to the left above the word "THEY'RE" just at the edge, foregrounded over the text where it just barely overlaps the edge of it. It is pointed towards the text almost as if it is coming upon it in space and investigating it. Nostromo approaching the mysterious planet vibes.

Ok, now I'm done.

Dayv@dayv· Jun 20

It’s so hard to pick a favorite part of this

Researchers decided to review the BBC footage thoroughly and take note of any other strange behaviors. First, they noticed that ringed caecilian young kept themselves close to the mother's cloacal opening, the rear channel that serves urinary, digestive, and reproductive purposes.
"The babies' heads were close to the female's cloacal opening all the time," Jared told Scientific American. "Some even put their heads inside and seemed very excited."
The team decided to compare the intestines, bladders, cloacae, and oviducts of female ringed caecilians with and without offspring. Within the mothers' oviducts, they found large glands full of fatty acid and a sugar-rich milky substance.
The makeup of this "milk" was very similar to that of mammals.
Researchers noted that it likely supplemented the protein-rich skin that the babies fed on once a week.
Additionally, researchers discovered that the offspring wriggled near the cloacal opening and emitted high-pitched sounds to encourage the mother to release her milk. This phenomenon could occur up to six times a day. Such begging behavior has never been observed in amphibians before.

Dayv@dayv· Jun 18

Detail crop of the seat. It's bad.

Dayv@dayv· Jun 18

This is both politically and graphically deranged. This is some "As Seen on TV" level work.

Dayv@dayv· Jun 18

Church Committee

In 1975, the Church Committee went on record with the finding that CIA chief Allen Dulles had ordered Lumumba's assassination as "an urgent and prime objective". Furthermore, declassified CIA cables quoted or mentioned in the Church report, and in Kalb (1982), mention two specific CIA plots to murder Lumumba: the poison plot and a shooting plot.
The Committee later found that while the CIA had conspired to kill Lumumba, it was not directly involved in the murder.
The Church Committee's findings complemented Belgium's 2001 parliamentary inquiry "definitively expos [ing] the guilt of Belgium," prompting the Belgian government to issue an official apology.

Dayv@dayv· Jun 17

Another image from the button training website, showing four buttons with color coded housings in green, blue, magenta, and orange…

An image of the color spectrums as seen by human and canine eyes.

THE HUMAN'S VIEW

(Typical color spectrum from violet to red, the full rainbow, with wavelength markings in nanometers)

THE DOG'S VIEW

(Significantly more muted spectrum, starting grey, fading to a long stretch of pale blue, then shifting to white in the middle where we would see green, then to a wide range of pale yellow, then returning to grey where we would see red)

Fig. 1.2.3C
Dogs have two types of color photoreceptors while humans have three. As a result, dogs probably perceive the world in different saturations of yellow or bluish-gray.

Dayv@dayv· Jun 17

Also I guess the dog can read?

A photo of a dog’s paw on a button pressing a button on a board full of identical brown buttons with printed labels saying things like “want”, “no”, “help”, “water”, “beach”, etc. the paw is on the “love you” button.

[The photo has a very shallow depth of field, with the background and foreground blurring out in a way that suggests a very long telephoto lens was in use, which is unlikely given the overall perspective and composition. This is probably the application of an image editing effect simulating tilt-shift photography.

This photo is probably partially or completely AI-generated. Other photos on the same site show inconsistent designs for the button board.]

Dayv@dayv· Jun 16

[Twitter screenshot]

Dayv (dayv.wtf on the other site) • 31.08.2021

The curse of Johnny Marr is only being inspired to compose a good tune when you know that an absolute wanker you hate is going to sing whatever adolescent, self-indulgent claptrap he wants over the top of it.

(I love the Smiths, but...)

Dayv@dayv· Jun 12

Sometimes I open an image editor and find something I don't remember making and wonder if I have one of those dark passengers or something

Dayv@dayv· Jun 8

Still from The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou. Steve Zissou (Bill Murray), a Jacque Cousteau-ish character, is in the foreground, wearing a bright orange-red knit cap and looking equal parts contemplative and dopey. Behind him, through a (submerged) window, is an Orca swimming extremely close to the glass.

Dayv@dayv· Jun 7

Very lo-fi screenshot of Gumby pushing a cart in a hallway of crudely drawn doors.

One could say it has a backrooms aesthetic, if one wished to do so.

Dayv@dayv· Jun 5

The Dutch language is a cognitohazard

A sign in a Dutch rail station says "Toeslag"

Dayv@dayv· Jun 5

Make a Dr. Who title less scary

GENESIS OF THE DEREKS

Dayv@dayv· Jun 5

It is time for spifes. (From my own personal collection)

Translucent, bright green plastic spoons with a serrated knife edge for a handle.

Dayv@dayv· Jun 1

Well I suppose that's one way to weather proof your electrical system...

Outdoor electrical connection shielded from rain with an inverted milk jug

Dayv@dayv· Jun 1

Also:

Teddy bear with human teeth in a debtist’s office

Dayv@dayv· May 30

Recursive version of the astronaut "always has been" meme

Dayv@dayv· May 26

The blue ringed octopus has the most aesthetically pleasing threat display.

The blue-ringed octopus, with its striking, extremely high contrast spots, will kill you as dead as it is possible to be.

Dayv@dayv· May 26

Same image but more brutalist

Same image as above with massively increased contrast, shadows, highlights, and general sense of unease. Easier to read but not necessarily in a good way.

Dayv@dayv· May 26

Hell of a way to admit you never even read the book you claim to have written.

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