Cutie Hermit

@deadhermit

Spider friend and slow-moving retro aficionado. Everything I say is important and completely true.

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Cutie Hermit@deadhermit· 16d

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A man and woman are sitting together at a table in a club. The man, clearly drunk, declares poetically, "emergencies are called emergencies because they emerge with urgency!" to an unseen party. The woman is visibly concerned for his dumb soused ass

Cutie Hermit@deadhermit· 22d

Cutie Hermit@deadhermit· May 9

Every May 9th will be celebrated as Piccolo Day.

There aren't really a lot of holidays in America, given that we're insane workaholics who allow our own leisure time to be mercilessly taxed, partitioned, and encroached upon by our jobs, for a number of reasons beyond most of our control. Moreover, there are especially few holidays to be found in the long calendar stretch between Easter and the 4th of July. Sometimes, all we can do is claim our own holidays, even something silly like this, to light up a little joy in our own lives in spite of society's insatiable demands for our labor and attention. Therefore, celebrate every May 9th as Piccolo Day.

Cutie Hermit@deadhermit· Mar 23

everyone's already jumping to the obvious riff so here's the second one I readily associate with him

Pat Reynolds, a cat and joyless grouse from the 2000s-era comic Achewood, imagines himself in a pleasant conversation with performing artist Moby: "It's Moby! And he wants to share his package of wasabi peas with me! Yes, Moby, I would like to hear about a car that runs on free Tomatohol. The science is ahead of the funding? Well, isn't that always the way."

Cutie Hermit@deadhermit· Feb 12

tired: shortstack inspired:

Cutie Hermit@deadhermit· Feb 5

man looks like Tweety Bird jacked up on the monster potion

Cutie Hermit@deadhermit· Feb 2

tenkaichi budokai announcer dude's been hard up for work since DBZ ended

Cutie Hermit@deadhermit· Jan 17

prompted myself to ask, "huh, I wonder what's become of that Ghastly person and/or comic these days" and y'know what I really hope they're doing well

Creator Breakdown: The author's divorce, spending time in a mental hospital, and questioning his sexual identity played some factors in the end of the strip

Cutie Hermit@deadhermit· Dec 22

I still see and hear refs to Aliens and both Terminator movies to this day but I see nothing of Avatar besides occasional riffs like this

Cutie Hermit@deadhermit· Oct 29

it also eats at him spiritually, knowing that his devotion to his lord is being bent toward slaughter of innocents. even the people of his hometown fear him more than admire him. He's such a menacing figure that you don't even see his face in the camp screen

an in-game portrait of Cecil the Dark Knight, killer of innocents and hero of our story

Cutie Hermit@deadhermit· Oct 11

in that case have my thoughts on the new Tron Movie before I forget them, insofar as it's a thing worth thinking about

a screen capture of text that reads "anyway. Jared Leto looks like he tries to pick up women in hospital parking lots and I truly hope he never changes that because it's such helpful visual language to see a man build his entire look around ratchet dracula"

Cutie Hermit@deadhermit· Mar 25

why tf is district 36 doing the Sonic pose

Cutie Hermit@deadhermit· Mar 19

a 2nd outfit's usually the "casual" option which if you wanna stick the turtle motif, may I humbly suggest

Cutie Hermit@deadhermit· Mar 3

my serendipitous TL today