Dean
@deanlines
Screenwriter, Professor of Archaeology, expert on the occult and how does one say it.. obtainer of rare antiquities. Writes movies with @ray_bogdanovich
One week ago this arsehole had me contacting emergency vets as I thought he could no longer walk and was literally on his last legs. Genuinely thought his days were numbered. Never been so emotionally traumatised in my life. Today he’s playing Tom and Jerry. Absolute pisstaker.
You know we’re doing well in the World Cup when your local chippy is selling beer and screening England game.
He might be 13 today, and he might have a fresh prescription for joint meds, but the grind never stops. Garden guard duty is a full-time job. Happy 13th, Dexter!
They're claiming it's a cage for a UFC fight, but Trump is clearly building an interdimensional portal on the White House lawn in preparation for the full disclosure of our alien overlords.
Not sure how many walks the old fella has in him. But while his tail’s still wagging!
Decided to become an influencer. Step one: Drinking my iced coffee from a massive glass jar.
“Thirty years ago, lightning struck that clock tower, and the clock hasn’t run since.”
Wake up juice… Also, think I offended my electric bike with the idea of “going analague” to write the new script. Battery died on me on the way to coffee shop. Ffs.