BreakfastOfChampignons

@deathorcake

A nice mockery. Sciency bass-playing music nut. Cooking, photos, hiking, environment, kindness. Sound engineer at 3MBS Fine Music Melbourne.

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BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Jul 25

AI slop 'photo', here's what it actually looks like... Freaky bird!

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Jul 13

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Jun 13

Can't get any more Melbourne than this.

A photo of some apple strudel with ice cream on a plate, sitting on a serviette with 'Pellegrini Melbourne' printed on it in red and green. They are both on a pinky-red 'cracked ice' Laminex tabletop.

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· May 21

Stylish gentleman in a black and white checkered suit

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· May 16

Runner-up: George Clinton

Mr. George Clinton, leader of Parliament/Funkadelic, looking absolutely resplendent on stage in a multicoloured psychedelic ensemble and sunglasses

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· May 4

'stuck'

Rudy Giuliani lying on a bed on his back struggling with undoing his pants zipper while a horrified young lady looks on

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· May 1

😢

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Apr 25

Truly bonkers. Wonderful.

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Apr 10

Is it just my algorithm or is Twitter completely unusable right now? It's awash with flat earthers deeply upset about the Artemis mission, questioning everything from how astronauts can shave in space to the nature of gravity itself. The level of deep ignorance is terrifying. Sagan was prophetic.

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Mar 17

In news surprising no-one, Donald Trump is once again outed as a liar and fantasist. From The Guardian, in his own words:

Text from The Guardian, 17/03/2026:

All four living former US presidents deny Trump's claim one of them privately endorsed his war on Iran
After Donald Trump claimed twice on Monday that he had spoken to a former US president who told him that he approved of his attack on Iran, all four living former presidents denied having spoken with Trump about Iran in statements from aides to CNN and other outlets.

Before his hand-picked Kennedy Center board met to approve his plan to close the living memorial to John F Kennedy he recently had his name added to, Trump defended his war on Iran by claiming that it was a war that every president since the 1979 Iran hostage crisis would have been justified in starting.

“Every president knew- I’ve spoken to a certain president, who I like actually, a past president, former president, he said, ‘I wish I did it, I wish I did,’ but they didn’t do it. I’m doing it,” Trump said.

When reporters asked, “Which president?” Trump replied: “I can’t tell you that. It would be very bad for his career even though he’s got no career left.”

At an Oval Office event later in the day, Trump repeated his evidence-free claim that the attack on Iran was justified because, “if they had a nuclear weapon, they would’ve used it.”

“But they never had the chance, I never gave them the chance to use it,” Trump said, despite widespread agreement that Iran was not close to obtaining a nuclear weapon and might have stopped pursuing one more than two decades ago.

“Other presidents should’ve done- I spoke to one of the former presidents, who I actually like. I actually speak to some, I do like some people, it’d be shocking. And he said, ‘I wish I did what you did.’”

A short time later, the president repeated his false claim that the international Iran nuclear deal he withdrew from in 2018 “was a road to a nuclear weapon” for Iran, which would have somehow developed one while under international inspections, and then used it to attack Israel and the U.S.

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Mar 15

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Mar 11

Dear Prime; You couldn't be wronger. I'd rather plunge freshly sharpened pencils into my eyes than endure one second of the strangled accent of that vapid opportunistic succubus, or gaze upon her stretched soulless face as she contemplates which dress might best hide her emptiness from the world.

Advertisement from Prime inviting me to watch the Melania documentary, with a photo of the thin-lipped hag looking vaguely smug about something. Probably that she's managed to squirrel away all those millions without having had to sleep with the festering orange turd for at least ten years.

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Mar 4

Cartoon billboard advertisement for Bachelor Chow, tagline is 'now with flavor!'
Features an image of a dogfood bowl full of brown kibble

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Feb 27

To be fair, so would my cat

Pretty, fluffy cat sitting outside on a step looking alert as she gazes toward the rising sun

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Jan 24

Rage, rage against the dying of the light

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Jan 22

Might just have been that it wasn't that bright when you were observing? I saw the big one last year, colours were visible unaided.. the intensity varied over 30 min until too faint to see. Here's a photo from a hill at the other end of Bacchus taken during the recent one, light pollution aplenty:

photo taken from a hilltop with a bright aurora visible on the horizon, a brightly lit town and suburbs in the foreground

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Jan 21

It was there, but not visible to the naked eye where I was in Bacchus Marsh. Too faint, but the phone camera picked it up. Others got better shots, here's what I got.

Photo of the aurora Australis, purple above and green below. Stars visible. Steel gate and wooden power pole in silhouette.

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Jan 18

Black and white photo of dozens of children of the Hitler Youth Movement in full uniform giving the heil Hitler salute to Herr Hitler as he inspects them

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Jan 16

SO vindictive. You have no idea.

Teenage mutant ninja turtles looking especially vindictive

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Jan 15

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Jan 1

What have I done

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Dec 31

Can confirm, nap mode engaged

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Nov 15

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Nov 12

And yet...

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Oct 29

Some say they're already here.

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Oct 29

Repost this with you and your significant other (not really - but I wish):

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Oct 26

The ball room they'll be replacing it with:

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Oct 17

HOW DARE YOU!

BreakfastOfChampignons@deathorcake· Oct 16

I've decided that I've been utterly wrong, instant coffee is not the work of the devil sent to turn us aside from all that is natural and good, but is actually not that bad.