Enormous wildfires in Canada choke most of the Eastern half of the USA with smoke, but the only help our very stable genius Peace President* offers to our best neighbor is higher tariffs.

Markwayne Mullin's ICE goons murder innocent people in the street, but he still threatens election officials to bust their business unless they comply with his intrusions. Some "homeland security."

I just spared us all the misery of watching our very stable genius Peace President*'s putrid address tonight. You're very welcome.

Projecting much, War Komissar Kegsbreath? You might be a pint low on the T juice yourself.

Better not call Todd.

Isn't it nice that the new interim nepo baby senator of South Carolina will inherit a closet full of dresses?

I had a long phone conference with both Graham and McConnell myself. They're both in unworldly great health.

Oh, sure thing, Trumpublicans and Team Mitch. Proof positive America's favorite McTurtle is feeling much better now!

Our very stable genius Peace President*'s favorite ball washer Lindsey Graham just left the building, maybe to keep Mitch McConnell company...

Our very stable genius Peace President* thinks he can decommission himself a Red Tide upset midterm election. Let's ask the reflection pool about that success.

A loudmouth pardoned Jansixer brings his little KKKlan to Olivera Street in Downtown Los Angeles to have a hissy fit about Spencer Pratt losing the mayoral election, gets his ass kicked. Next time, try East LA, dimwit.

Wow! Who knew Scott Jennings has a seance app on his phone! It must have made his 20 minute conversation with Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-River Styx) really fun...

Which crashed and burned worse, our very stable genius Peace President* in Ankara, or a disgraced rich boy oyster farmer Senate candidate in Maine?

Honestly, where doesn't our very stable genius Peace President* doze? At least he can't further destabilize NATO while he's dozing.

Our very stable genius futbol expert* discovers there's some stuff his meddling doesn't help at all.

Never mind this cartoonist's loathing for the supposed "beautiful game," cheaters never truly prosper, even in FIFA. I hope my country's team gets their butts kicked by Belgium and watch the rest of the World Cup on TV.

Sure thing, Big Daddy. You and your neo-Na21 goons go on defying nature. Karma and hubris will find you soon enough.

Go ahead, very stable genius Peace President*, defy the elements tomorrow. Sunday's obituary pages will be a joyful read. I'm taking tomorrow off... To mourn our dying freedom.

Very stable genius Peace President* Trump thought he conversed with an AI hologram of Teddy Roosevelt. Ummm, 25th Amendment time, anyone?

Our very stable genius Peace President* seriously believes he can repeal the 14th Amendment in just two weeks. He won't even be alive to see the bogus repeal fail in the House. Happy "August Recess," Maga Mike.

Poor very stable genius Peace President*! Even with SCOTUS granting him more powers, he still can't revoke citizenship, and he still has to pay E. Jean Carroll her rightfully deserved restitution. Happy vacation, SCOTUS.

Do we think "Obuma" or "Sleepy Joe Biden" coulda done this slop, Dozing Donnie? Thank heavens they didn't. Oh, by the way, nice crowd.

To paraphrase greatly from Esquire Magazine's Dubious Achievement Awards, why is that portrait puking?

Oh, well... At least they had a decent lunch, right, very stable genius Peace President*?

Oh, look! It's our very stable genius Peace President*'s next pointless cover-up. It's curtains for you, Trump Swamp architect.

It's amazing how the sabotage gets bigger and the vandals more nefarious with our very stable genius Peace President*'s every retelling of his reflecting lake woes, isn't it?

When all else fails, round up the usual suspects, right, Judge Ginnine?

Maybe that's why our very stable genius Peace President*'s personal inspection of his Green Lagoon was so mistaken? Round up the usual suspects, anyway.

Why not send Shady the Sofahumper to a fool's errand in Vienna? Great practice for his doomed 2028 campaign!

Remember the Creature from the Black Lagoon? I'm betting the tease music for this creature is an instrumental version of YMCA.