Sit, human. Bad news. The scan indicates bones in you. We need to get them out immediately.

Me, ostensibly an adult, when I approach the front desk for any appointment

The first frame of this week's Ranking the N64:

Girl Reporter, you spent your first paycheck on that Spanking Robot Superman. The "accidental" pratfall might have worked once, but you do it every time we're over for dinner, Girl Reporter.

finally, an action figure I can identify with

okay but how do I send the movie back to you guys when I'm done

Finally treated myself to some comics I've been meaning to pick up for years

These game industry layoffs are brutal, they even let go of Steve Martin

MacOS 27 public beta, top item in the right click menu is now reserved for ruining everything with AI. Apple's nasty deliberate bed-shitting is going largely unnoticed because their neighbor Microsoft is shitting the entire house + front yard

I once bought what looked like an official boxed Quake expansion, but turned out to be an anemic unlicensed level pack. And there were lots of those! This German shovelware release's "Qu .. ke" title treatment always cracked me up:

Ah, a game about coming home at 5am and diverting all power to Completely Normal while greeting your parents

Watch out, this guy spent more than anyone else on ugly shirts in the 2000s

Incredible. GUTS 'N' GARTERS IN DNA DANGER is a 1997 PC game I never knew about, and one of the titular characters has the perfect name Stacy "Garters" Pringle

I don't like strong. It's big, and more more, and it gets geologic change.

Gmail's new gradient logo looks like the original PlayStation logo got pink eye

In a roundabout way these got me into fpga stuff. Loved having little boxes that played old games while sipping power, so I had a frame of reference for the MiSTer. I do miss the SNES shell and that rad Nintendo-branded speaker border/background

We will know the PC hardware ecosystem is healing when this sort of art appears on component boxes like vines reclaiming abandoned factories

Not worth my time. Get back to me when you hit 40 pounds and earn the attention of the national news.

This is the mascot of an NBA team called the Pelicans. I occasionally watch bits of basketball while channel surfing, and I have never seen them. Never. Couldn't tell you what their uniforms look like. They might not exist.

Good news, America. Nature found a way. Things will be infinitely better for everyone with king bird.

I hope they find each other

Never saw that Shadowfist cover before, but boy does Phil Hale art stand out. His work was so perfect for The Drawing of the Three

I hope they find each other

Cleaned up an ancient Something Awful forum smilie so I have something to post whenever the worst guy dies

So that's what was in the Pulp Fiction briefcase

Dark usually equals spooky, but the harsh bright lighting makes this way scarier

If people still drive around with Calvin pissing decals it should be legal to bolt this on top of them

Wait a second, he gave that exact quote for a blurb on the latest Stephen King book

Sure, you're finally right this time, but this is what you always suspect. Have you even looked at those bills from the House of Expensive Mirrors and the Antique Wallpaper Museum?