In today's episode of what was in my partners pocket when i did the washing.. wherever this came from is missing a bolt

such a fitting image to show after ProJared advertises his OF

Literally cooking

At system of a down.. 25 years too late

🙅

New ereader acquired #booksky

Geez look how yellow the field is cos of these heatwaves

"cash is king"

In this week's episode of what did my partner leave in his pockets for me to wash, a screwdriver head.. previous weeks were dog poo bags x2 (which unravelled), we've had usb sticks, headphones, bottle tops for some reason...

German lowrider

I'll send this one through the post to you.. he stinks of piss hope you don't mind

My teams message this morning

it's dangerous to go alone, take this:

My timeline hasn't lined up this beautifully since this one time on twitter years ago

Oh tiktok saves your uploaded video to your phone and for some reason that one world on bluesky

New bag for board game night acquired

learning japanese slowly over years but mostly just maintaining my duolingo streak is like in FFX where you learn that language (i wanna say albed? its been many years) where there are gaps in sentences.. although from the picture i can put together the missing word here at least )green i know)

My holiday plateaued me.. i shifted half the weight i gained on holiday and now it's not moving it's so frustrating.. i am literally doing nothing different than before

dammit @hankgreen.bsky.social i was so excited i got the colours in the right order but still got silver.. i didn't know i was being timed!!

Psst, its past 9pm, you can go cool now

He was not supposed to bond to me, he was supposed to bond more to my partner cos i already had a velcro dog

Absolutely ruined the game.. i got through only a portion when i noticed the imbalance of female characters and they were all horny and all gigantic breasts.. hard pass.. same reason i can't play arkknights (anime tower defenseb game on mobile) so many cutsey or super sexualised female chars

He grew all that loose skin ready to over feed him and then i fed him a balanced diet.. he has "she fucking hates me" playing in his head on repeat

can someone help me, i am so confused.. there is loads of lofi on presidents page on youtube music.. is that legitimately president or is it just youtube music being confused 😂

This is the first time I've interacted with this puzzle so i think i did alright

Guys.. i think my dog might be autistic

Working from home with a Dachshund be like

Oh you know kirsten too? Yea we played ffxiv together for about 3 years 😁 and then i met her in person at a tattoo con 3 years ago to get this done.. and my partner got this to celebrate losing all his weight (highscore was his highest weight lol)

i had these exact chairs when i first moved into my first flat.. i think they were hand me downs from my grandma after she passed .. actually really comfortable, look deceptively uncomfortable