Derek Nason
@dereknason
(NOT CURRENTLY POSTING REGULARLY) Writer. I come up w/ silly stories when I’m happy. I have a lovely wife & a stellar dog. I’m also a big fan of weed. I fixed my brain w/ therapy. I wear a mask in public for COVID reasons.
A wild and vibrant stranger set itself up in my yard and volunteered to be beautiful.
[In a conversation with a friend. Mark Zuckerberg is there. He has his arm around me] MZ: “So, your friend just spoke—now you can say something too, as a reply🙂.”
Something I miss about physical media is seeing the eject symbol around. Look at that handsome guy.
Read em & weep motherfuckers: turns out I’m an amazing-ass fucking person!
I’d love if my country never gave this country another weapon for a good long while.
My favorite trees sleep all Winter temporary tombstones The Spring is their Monday. Let me be their John Arbuckle: “Here is your lasagna, my children.”
[someone in the back of Leo Strauss lecture in the 70’s]: “What if we say we have this theory called the Unitary Executive Theory instead of calling it what it really is?” The most powerful nation in the world in 2025:
I’m giving myself the gift of a 90% social media break until Oct. 15. I can still be found on BeReal & messaging apps. Everybody try to be nice to each other for a bit.
Nothing in the Basement by Romie Stott is such a wonderful, scary, funny, sad, beautiful book. Get a copy as soon as you can.
ALWAYS BE CANCELLING your Disney+ & other ABC affiliated subscriptions.
I want to show you guys my personal impression of facial hair that I’ve been working on.
I stole some pirate gold, beautiful gold, there were lots of angry skeletons, I had the US Military explode them, then I woke up with this.
Spike’s hair in the musical episode reminds me of uncooked Mr. Noodles
I read this in my head as “Rye-ver” bc how could any human ever ask another human to raise a river for someone’s bday?
I’m about to dox someone for the first time: this ICE agent’s real identity is Dean Cain
