Derek (Part 2)
@derekneverfails
Fitness coach, Nutritionist, Certified GLP-1 Coach. I have peptides for sale, and I help Gen X become even hotter than they were in their 20’s Follow my Substack: @bodycoachderek.substack.com Portland, OR. Fuck Trump.
You know what they say, a trash heap doesn’t fall far from the trash heap
Everyone calm down. I went to Kentucky, shot Mitch chock full of peptides, and he’s ready to go.
Whelp 18 MILLION TAX PAYER DOLLARS. This paint is already coming up. The art of the deal
For all of you that aren’t quite sure what to give the guy that makes sure the grass is cut and the thermostat is juuuust right, how about the gift of health? For a limited time only
And half of Milli Vanilli is dead. At least he has their back ups
A MAGA troll took my shirtless photo, stared at it on his computer screen for a few hours, then ironically thought that I looked too gay, so he put this rainbow spaghetti strap dress on. I just want to thank him for his art becoming my go-to in honor of #PrideMonth 🏳️🌈
We are soooo starved for a fight that we are just gushing over this post towards Stephen Miller. It’s well past time.
Oooooh so we CAN do reparations, but it just has to be for traitors. Got it
Me in hell realizing I won’t be in heaven with pedo protecting cunts