My least favorite history topic? Trying to explain how the Holy Roman Empire was organized and how it functioned. Seriously look at this shit.

Happy Pride Month from Dragon Quest XI.

Claude? There's only one Claude I care about.

It's time to be nude and gay.

Considered and approved.

I need the new Tomodachi Life now. The demo got me hooked.

Can you tell I'm 40 years old from my purchases?

Really digging Carl's gainer-coded messaging.

Who's dressing up as a porridge maiden today?

Check out my hot graphic design skills. Also 2 AM was the best time to do this, yes.

But what if poorly drawn Pac-Man ghost?

Poorly drawn, huh? You got it!

Zuck: The average American has three friends.

Because I'm feeling spicy tonight (And this is as close as I can get to naming names without getting banned.), I have the receipt from last year.

I skeet from here.

Calling all trekkies! Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.

Being excited over our new washer and dryer is reminding me I'll be 40 come July. Is this adulthood?

Sure that's fine.

Me examining a new follower.

"You will be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

Me and my crew right behind you, giving support.

14. I'm very glad I've never broken a bone.

Quote this post with your four favourite Final Fantasy characters!

Do your best, L'il Assassin.