What You Wish For if you need something wild.

Pootie Tang, if you need something silly.

My cat is snoring next to me while I'm watching a movie.

Another record though.

They got rid of the perfect flashlight because it actually worked. Anything that's a threat to profits is outlawed. Same with medicine. Treatments are more profitable than cures.

Let 'em come to the porch and look inside, but have one of these at the door.

Goin in.

Just like wifey's.

You mean the same Paige Terryberry below who works for the Naples, FL Republican think tank run by this guy? /s No... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarren_...

Ahem...

This you? Also, embarrassingly bad.

I hear ya. That's usually how I do it, too, but I've used these for about the past year, and my cat hasn't destroyed them yet. More frequency range than I can hear anymore after years of loud concerts.

It's all performative, like this classic.

Maserati Ghibli.

Everything past this was a mistake. A Pentium II Pro with ultra-wide SCSI was all I ever needed.

And two pockets full of quarters.

1972 Chevy K5 Blazer

Fight!

Carnival glass all the way.

Big Smokin' Aces kid vibes.

I still shoot with old reliable here and probably always will.