Me: (when I finally get to bed the girl but I’ve been telling her I have a big old hog)

I continue to find joy in useless video subtitling on trashy viral content platforms:

“You say we have the carbs in the lasagne itself: but chips would go with it fine?”

In the words of Dril:

What the heck is this account? Anyone not blocked by it?

What everyone who stayed up to watch the England Mexico game looks like on teams this morning

I’m old enough to recognise this as a data centre

I hear the sound of a million property developers clapping their hands in glee

Just sat on the toilet seat and it’s warmer than body temp

Dropping Benadryl combined with some nifty non fridge eye drops seems to help.

I hear these words on the Tube & immediately put in my AirPods and turn up the volume

Why is Brett Ratner controversial? I mean how bad could he … oh

Inside this constituency apparently there are two wolves

Anecdote: An associate mentioned food was getting expensive in America & i joshed & said “nah it’s too poor quality for the price to go up” They said $3 for a can of soup. I said no way & googled it. My dude: the land of the free ain’t freeing here

The TSR dungeons & dragons games made solo role play a thing

“…and you know what lads, I’ll tell you this now - right up to the wrist. Couldn’t believe it. Nearly knocked me crown off.”

The real hero was this guy

Trying to work out if this was a deliberate error or the worst marketing for AI I’ve seen so far?

I’m like that old fashioned Turkish delight advert baby *flutters eyelashes*

(Looks meaningfully at past post once again)

If it’s fundamentally untrue you may want to let Google AI know?

I just want some normal in my news feeds really

Dunno, way Dubai has been going would suggest it’s much more mixed than you would think now & magic pie chart covers serious sins here: www.globalmediainsight.com/blog/uae-pop...

Mussolini was a proper idiot & if you watch some of the footage of him Trump is INCREDIBLY similar body language wise and some terminology seems… timeless

“Still just rather have me nuts thanks”

They now have “sub brands” to cater to wider markets/costs.

If you want to get really angry: During our lifetime this is what CEO pay has done:

The other day I tried to tackle someone’s runaway dog in central London and I struggled to keep hold of it so I’m wary now of taking anyone’s claims like this seriously

It absolutely doesn’t depend on Trump & the price of refined jet fuel is going like this: