Simon Mole - Library Gnome
@discobeaver
I'm 37, a library assistant in the UK. Married, with 2 teenagers, 1 cocker spaniel. Trans joy, some complaining. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️.
Today in (a different to normal) Libraryland ... ... Another entry in what could well be a series of "disconcerting chairs with signs". #libraryland #chair #library #publiclibrary #ohno
Today in Libraryland ... #libraryland #bookface #thegenerals #books #bigchin
Yesterday, a friend had bought me a cute oddish print from a fayre and asked how many oddishes I have. This many ... I think it's now the sort of obsession that can be studied. I realised I also forgot the plant pots and the crocheted guy. #pokemon #oddish #collection #obsessed
This morning's goldfinch 🥰 (There were 2, but I missed one grabbing my phone and trying to focus the zoom out of the kitchen window 😅) #badbirdphotography #goldfinch #birds #uk #garden
Also today in Libraryland... ... Presented with 0 context, as the best things in Libraryland should. CRABS! #library #libraryland #crabs #origami
Today in Libraryland... On my first day back from leave I made this comically enormous library card that we apparently needed for "reasons". I'd suspect hazing if I hadn't been there for 2 years. #libraryland #library #librarycard #books #workday
Today in Libraryland, I was making crime scene tape for a #NationalCrimeReadingMonth display while about to break out the rainbows too. Then my first customer of the day opened with: "Where's your toilet? I need a big shit." #libraryland #mondays
I will never get tired of watching these little guys 🥰. The garden is getting nicer bit by bit and this Bank Holiday Monday is being spent drinking tea, reading, and trying to stop the dog from terrorising the big pigeon 😅 (I put her inside briefly so he could drink).
Today Libraryland was very, very busy, so I came home and made this little guy 😅. It was meant to be a test, but I love his giant hat and stupid face 🥹🐸. I haven't sewn anything since I was little. The flapping butterfly crafts all worked too! 🥰 #libraryland #frog #sewing
Today in Libraryland, we started our history project; trying to recreate photos from 60 years ago when the library was refurbished with similar angles today. Still lots more to do, but we need the library to be empty ideally. This was fun 🥰.
Today in Libraryland ... ... We were cleaning out an office drawer. *Items found separately. (The tub behind it was even more random items) #libraryland
Spent the afternoon rage re-planting one of the flower beds after one of the kids decided to eat my muesli straight out of the bag while walking around and got the bits everywhere... ... Stu made a friend though who just would not leave him alone 😅. #thebeemovie2 #gardeningtherapy
Today in Libraryland... ... This has to be deliberate, right? #library #libraryland
Followup: "Still Life in Library Basement With Milk Bottle" - 2026. As far as we know this is the same pumpkin from last Halloween posted as unusual on December 5th 2025 ... Today is the 22nd April 2026. Something strange is going on here. #libraryland #pumpkin #library
📚 Reading Diary: Today (or actually the 16th March) I finished book 6 of 2026: The Bedlam Stacks - Natasha Pulley. #natashapulley #thebedlamstacks #readingdiary #booksof2026