Disgraced Twink
@disgracedtwink
no longer a twink not yet a twunk
Kind of the Oppenheimer of the ALTA universe when you think about it
Gonna start posting this every day until you all learn something
all the hot bearded muscled men checking each other out while I'm just here like
When Jackie O starts burning old love letters while Ella Fitzgerald plays in the background
matching with someone on hinge and hoping you don't just end up bumping purses
this is something my brain came up with instead of working at my job
trying to go to bed after having one million espresso martinis tn
A lot of guys 5'7" and under sending me likes on hinge these days...
on the apps trying to find a man who will trek through the snow to dick me down
Jeanine really wrote two of the most devastating musical theater songs of the 21st century
me on fidelity dot com trying to figure out how to move my retirement savings into risk averse investments before the economy shits the bed