Ditsy Von Blunderpants
@ditsy
Cum laude graduate of Midvale School for the Gifted and former copywriter / producer.
Have you ever tried to find the sell-by date on a bottle of Coke? If they haven’t already, expiration dates will disappear like the Epstein files.
Speaking of government efficiency, the GOP has installed Big Balls, the DOGE creep, at the Social Security Adminstration. Russia celebrates.
Gov’t subsidized real estate developers, like Trump, grossly inflate their costs, make a fortune, and then demonize the poor for needing income-based housing. 😡 Sorry, this isn’t a link 🤷🏻♀️
I thought Trump was God? Now he’s just an errand boy off on a delusion.
This is Sparky, a 9-lb. Wonder Dog. Two months ago she was attacked by an 80-lb. pit bull mix and survived. We can survive the dimwitted GOP.
No, we’re talking about a drunk, incompetent government official beholden to a corrupt Russian asset.
Oh? Prove it then. With actual documentation, the kind insurance companies and the NTSB have compiled against your and your exploding shit vehicles.
Financial Advice from a freeloading government employee who earns his living defrauding taxpayers:
Musk isn’t ‘working.’ He’s overthrowing the federal government of the United States. Easy mistake … for a Trump.
This is the problem with having a foreign terrorist in the White House:: it’s the Kansas City, MO Chiefs 🤦🏻♀️
☔️ After a long stretch of wet, sloppy, gray days, i’m jonesing for a parade of pantone 012 mornings.
Two students were killed and 6 injured in a school shooting today and this is the bezos / wapo headline:
A great book to put undet a book lover’s tree? America Fantastica by Tim O’Brien. Read the except (if you can) and blow your own mind! 🤯
While Trump’s raging insanity goes unchecked, Kamala’s scrutinized and condemned for everyone’s missteps.
Bezos boohoos and laments over the public’s mistrust of journalism. Then proves us right 🔻🔻🔻
Bezos hedges his bet at the expense of the United States. 🤡🔻🔻🔻💰🔻🔻🔻🔻🤡
Gosh, hmm, who would leak classified information? That’s a real puzzler.