“are you david??”

this is a solid breakfast order

the air quality is nice enough to hang at the river during my lunch break again you guys

i can assure you that i was not 6’4” 10 years ago like wtf who took those measurements????

i love my broccoli

lfg

i have once again ordered the perfect diner breakfast

oopsy doopsy

i’m egocentric enough costar- don’t feed it

hey

sometimes i wonder what it would be like to not have a broken brain… anyway i made some brown butter chocolate chip cookie dough you guys

since my new project is heavily indebted to magic & witchcraft- i’m trying to let myself be guided in my writing sessions today’s prompt is the 9 of coins

post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

quoteskeet w ur fav pokemon (wrong answers only)

i’m married costar i signed a ketubah & everything

already down with the block on move on policy costar but thanks

doggo did good- doggo stayed hydrated in the 91 degree kitchen today- please clap for doggo

i have embraced my aged status by always having hard candies on me these japanese black coffee candies are soooooo good btw

gonna start chugging these creamers in a sec

btw if you ever want to make the most baller tzatziki- use labneh instead of yogurt tbf at my old job used we used to make it with labne & sour cream lolz

i cannot stress to you enough how sweaty & amazing i smell in this picture

listen you guys i love pork soup dumplings so much i wrote about them

i’m so hard right now you guys

hey

ngl it’s soooooooo nice to be able to spend my lunch breaks here

lowkey my faggotry is powered by these orange creamsicle sodas i get at work

i like astropoets because i never understand what they’re saying but it feels nice to read (this is why i’m a tarot reader, not an astrologist lmfao)

nicccccce (i never notice these things lolz)

this is me, at 2 months into learning bass, playing float on BE NICE YOU FUCKS!