Doc Darkness
@docdarkness
Slinking slyly through town with his vile, unbridled crew | 🪿🪿🪿 | Knower of no things | Unapologetic post show haste-sayer (Could’ve been their best ever!)
That part in the 🇺🇸 🎂 Dripfield where Rick sings this spacey melody followed by Trevor hitting a bass frequency that’s so low it vibrates my body and will eventually blow out my car speakers. That is good. And what comes next unleashes holy hell.
Dear family, I’m happy you have identified that there is a problem. It saddens me, though, to see that you have arrived at the incorrect solution. Love, Dad
Dear @goosetheband.com, I want you to know that you would absolutely *own* this song on about a hundred levels not the least of which is that @peteranspach.bsky.social would look like a badass behind the keys in a headband. Sincerely, A Big Fan Ps I’m serious this would be the *best* cover.
I put this on my lock screen to ward off any potential encounters with Creatures in the night. Side benefit: it actually charges my phone when it’s my wallpaper
If I’m being honest I’m a bit disappointed at the effort of the Harry Styles fans outfits tonight. These people need more exposure to a Biscuits crowd. 👽😵💫
I had a pinch myself moment tonight. For as long as I can remember the coolest thing I could imagine was traveling Europe touring with a band. Pinnacle of cool. It’s because of so many of you that I’ve become real friends with that tonight I realized I was living that dream. I truly love you all.
This is the face of equal parts anxiety and excitement. On my way to #GooseEurope to meet some of my best friends in the world. But I’m also traveling solo overseas for the first time… so, 🤷♂️ Adventure awaits. See you soon!
I was just telling some friends that this entire situation is so perfect I honestly wouldn’t leave if they offered me $500. Happy Saturday, friends.
The Stadium Buddy should solve that problem. Plus you'll look like an absolute STUD in your jeans.
Nothing and nobody can hold my uninterrupted attention for 15 straight minutes except these guys. Amazing.
Our Goose family lost a good one today, friends. Kevin Danner was one of the most amazing people I know. Play your favorite Tumble today in his honor. He would have wanted it that way. #FuckCancer