“What sort of Ancient Rome buff are you?”

Unless… he KNOWS something

Slobber baby. Look at that glob of drool hanging out of his mouth. Zero thoughts, zero problems

Man I just bought you a giant chew toy. Why are you gnawing on the knob of this dresser drawer? You can see where it’s all dark with slobber.

Wandered through one of the cryomodule assembly areas on my way between meetings. Very funny to me how dependent world scientific output is on the cheap abundance of aluminum foil. 🧪

What is it about dogs holding big ol stuffed animals in their mouths

Ok I’ll put my money where my mouth is, so to speak.

The city put all these flags along the Memorial Day parade route and one of my neighbors has left theirs up. It is absolutely glazed with the piss of all our neighborhood dogs. Im just enough of a Boy Scout that I think I’m gonna steal it and give it a decent funeral.

This morning I saw the only good bumper sticker

Inspiring: before Facebook, if wanted to botch the delivery of a terrible joke to a bunch of disinterested strangers, you had to pay a graphic designer and hang the result in your ice cream store.

Hey how you dune

So hot that I finally convinced this scardey baby to get in the water with us.

Sleppy babby

Patricia is an all timer. This is a Patricia appreciation post

Every hometowns got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

I apologize for not being more specific

My kids brought some Batman comics home from the library and I was reminded about the Condiment King. He is canon. In your favorite gritty Batman movie he’s there, just out of frame, desperate for your love and attention

See also:

I dunno I’m seeing some merits

Every once in a while I walk by this player piano. It simply cannot keep time, which is pretty impressive for a machine when you think about it. i didn’t know midi sequencers could get drunk.

… you mean Zardoz?

Private screening of Master and Commander for Father’s Day. Can I get a Confusion To Bony in the chat

The potatoes and I have reached an understanding.

It’s dog o’clock