freudian typo. SAD!

Sinon doesn’t know, the other Greeks and me, hid inside a horse instead of sailin’ away

Mitch McConnell confirmed to have entered Odinsleep

I say let’s follow the President’s lead on this one

I guess I shouldn't be surprised they showed up at Spain vs Austria #WorldCup

shout out to the iPhone’s weird red light sleep mode which made me my own little Steely Dan album

waking up from a sex dream like #worldcup

every World Cup ref

hearing this guy fell in the reflecting pool and turned it green

come on man

sorry the only "real" new yorkers are the cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers

Ernie, lemme tell you somethin about Darth Plagueis the wise

last season of Euphoria

current mood

this is the most Stargate-ass lookin structure I have ever seen, no way the White House UFC match doesn't end up in some kind of inter-dimensional disaster

The Audacity has a Canadian doing a British accent and a Brit doing an American accent and it’s like

this article and especially this photo are insane

Christ, Anne Hathaway is in everything this year

basically their personalities are this t-shirt

wtf Nintendo was this even in the original?

Delta pilot just said “I’m not even supposed to be here”

watching the Dalmatian dancers in Sabrina Carpenter’s Coachella performance

showing this to someone in 2015 and asking them to try and explain it

man, this post is just dripping with the racist "grittiness" trope. And blue collar only applies to white people, as always

these two about to jump on MSNOW to tell us how close Robert Mueller is to getting Trump