A little lamb for lunch #Crete

Total respect @grahamsmyth.bsky.social I have grown quite fond of you. Back to taking the piss next week I'm on holiday.

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Gabriel Clarke: "So, ITV are fucking shite. Is that a question of mentality?" The deepest level of hell is a 4 week hotel stay with him, Pougatch and Lee Dixon.

Darlow has arrived at OT. #lufc #DarlowTrumpFarage

Aheed Abrar of MoT Leeds News says Red Bull and 49ers have "turned their back" on Daniel Farke by allowing #lufc target Harris Tabakovic,32 (no,me neither) to move to RB Salzburg. Luckily I won't lose sleep as I plan to watch the England match.

Amos Bloom, Sports view (no,me neither) takes time out from a dinner engagement to tell us Juve are now in the chase for Zion Suzuki, though #lufc remain frontrunners ahead of Aston Villa. Where the race is being run, I can't imagine. In the heads of ClickWombles I guess. Darlow has starting pistol.

Callum O'Connel, Senior Correspondent, no less, at Football Insider, spoke to "former Man United scout,Mick Brown" who revealed that having sold Pascal Struijk #lufc would "now be looking to replace him." No names but Callum has highlighted the kind of insight needed to tie a neck-tie.

Scott Mason of MoT News (not really, it's a media group) says that #lufc have bid £20m, then £25m and now upped their bit to...£23m. (Daily Mail) The truth often bites us on the arse,Scott and makes us look like we know nothing.

Jacob Raw of MoT News " specialises in deep-dive research". He says Shea Charles is "neck and neck" with Harry Wilson regarding progress, quoting journalist**** @cpoconnor87.bsky.social of Inside Elland Road,who didn't say that. TBF, Chris is nearer to being a journalist than Jacob.

Matt Smith of Give Me Sport "reports' that talks with Pascal Struijk have stalled and #lufc are open to bids of £40m. Pascal is currently on honeymoon. Matt is an"expert" on Everton.

Evan Lloyd of Football Insider says #lufc will have to pay more than £35m for Shea Charles. Just exactly what Evan is "Inside" is unclear. Rampton perhaps?

Peter O'Rourke of Football in Cider, quotes "reports"and Ex-Man U scout Mick Brown (?) to say Diomande is "top of #lufc list". I deduce that Lisbon want to make money and Diomande'd agents (Roof) are happy that this story continues. We'll spend £40m to drop Rodon, he vomits.

I am not a model.

Any allegations of improper conduct against women are false, says pornographer David Sullivan.

😧 #lufc

But if Spurts are losing with 5 mins to go...

Football management. #lufc

New female Editor in village magazine. Racy.

And.....

#lufc

Here's a medal from 1912-13 winners Birmingham County Cup won by H Jones for Port Vale #PorVale. He was my father in law's Great Uncle.