DollMaidCrystal
@dollmaidcrystal
40-something | Rubberdoll | Maid | Not an RP account, just blogging about a very unique, kinky life
I don't care how bad the AQI is right now. I still have a job to do! #rubberdoll #latex #sissyMaid
Sharing this cosplay to try and inspire some of @spicymancer.bsky.social's fans into cosplaying Rival Knight.
In the postwar era, the pent-up demand and a destroyed fashion industry meant customers had incredible brand loyalty to their favorite kind of nylon stockings. Stores had to get creative to sell new brands of stockings, such as with this living leg mannequin display. (📷: André Rogi)
This conversation suggests very unfortunate implications for Cherry Vanilla Pepsi.
Me: Okay, dog. It's time to clean out the garbage you've been hiding in your bed. 🐶: No! My stuff! Me: Found my missing blue hoodie. 🐶: My hoodie! Me: Books on consulting... 🐶: Am business dog. Need to know business. Me: ... and the specs for a 5MWe micro fission reactor!? 🐶: Am confused too.
One downside to being a maid in full latex: I can't lift my arms over my head to clean the skylights. Good think I have a telescoping Swiffer pole. #sissyMaid
I ended up teaching a lesson on Del LaGrace Volcano's Love Bites (1991) and its weird history of censorship. In the UK, "Love Bites" was carried by mainstream bookstores, but gay bookstores wouldn't touch it. S&M was the reason du jour for attacking LGBT, and the gay bookstores self-censored.
Maid check failed. Please check batteries and try again. #rubberdoll #sissymaid
Dog, I swear that if you don't let me finish this, I WILL carpet shampoo you. Don't think I'm bluffing! Sissy maids don't bluff!
🐶: Shiny person! Whatcha doing? Why is phone over here on floor?
"Do a femdom tea party," they said. "It'll be fancy," they said. I bet none of their erotica ever has a domme getting too excited about fresh scones and knocking the cream and sugar onto the carpet. #sissyMaid #rubberdoll
The mk4 chastity cages are now working! The rings and cages are more adjustable, the rings are more comfortable, and (by popular demand) the cages are now closed shells to avoid pinching. The hardest part was figuring out that negative gap adjustments require wider cages to compensate.
I heard over the weekend that Jewell Marceau has been diagnosed with temporomandibular disc dislocation without reduction. Basically, it means that she’s now unable to open her jaw more than an inch. She’s looking at crowdfunding for her surgery.
The best solution to overheating rubber pets is still when Montreal put out this little rainbow-making cooling station during Fetish Weekend. #Rubberdoll #Ponygirl (With @siriusmutt.bsky.social)
You can lead a rubberpony to water, but you can't let her roll around in it to cool down. The cop over there is already giving us the side-eye. #rubberdoll #ponygirl
International Day of Latex is meant for wearing latex internationally!
It has been a food-centric social media posting day. This week blog is my Yukihara-Style Chaliapin Steak-don, the meal so good that it forced concessions while negotiating the Rubber Dolls union contract. I also explain why every other recipe for this dish sucks. fetlife.com/DollMaidCrys...
I can’t find an inflatable wig to make this outfit in real life, but what about a silicone mask with a foam wig?
Testing the music sync mode on the LED gown before it gets crowded. #rubberdoll
"Crystal, are you getting the new Oxygen Not Included DLC?" I dunno. I still haven't beaten vanilla ONI, much less a space map. What could they possibly add to make me buy a new biome? "Natural latex is now a harvestable resource, which you can cure to make clothes." Dammit.
Anyone can make a fucking machine given the parts. You know what made Gord a genius? When he didn't have the parts, @houseofgord.bsky.social could improvise.
Idea: Route the pressure release exhaust of the milker to an inflatable breastplate. If it works, as the milker runs, the rubberdoll cow will be helpless as their bust slowly expands. Am I cooking with this idea?
Bringing back my light-up party gown. The microphone in the bustle even makes sure that the light show syncs with the club's music!
Finally finished reading “Hagure Idol Jigoku-hen” (regrettably localized as “Booty Royale: Never Go Down Without a Fight!”) I’m shocked that a hentai sex comedy manga would have some of the most intense fight scenes I’ve read in ages. I was glued to the tournament arc! I hate tournament arcs!