dollyllama

@dollyllama

My grammar, punctuation and spelling are free range, especially before caffeine. Famous for tripping over dust. Disabled-veteran-childless-cat-lady. I edit bad Alts DO NOT DM ME* *Your DMs may be used as cannon fodder.

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dollyllama@dollyllama· 9d

Fear not, Keystone Kash is on the job as soon as he quenches his thirsts

dollyllama@dollyllama· 13d

There's only one horse and it's a gift to all of us

Image (rendering) of a "Trojan Horse" in a sandy ground with a fortress wall in the background and clouds in the sky.

dollyllama@dollyllama· May 31

I love you too potato chip

dollyllama@dollyllama· May 15

dollyllama@dollyllama· May 12

I found this giant feather in my yard. It's 17" long! It's either a not sure if it's turkey, vulture, or eagle. It's impressive though

Picture of a huge feather 17 inches long. There's a yellow tape measure next to it. The feather is laying on a blue patterned background.

dollyllama@dollyllama· Apr 27

Image of Melania wearing an olive green parka with the words "I REALLY DON'T CARE DO U?" written on the back.

dollyllama@dollyllama· Apr 22

Interesting data. States with a lower population use more energy than some of the more populous states. Lots of factors why (climate, industry, cost). Interactive maps in article: www.timesunion.com/state/articl...

Map showing which states use the most energy per person, per state in the US. The map is interactive on the article link.

dollyllama@dollyllama· Apr 19

Don't leave out the Book of Wolf:

Image of Harvey Keitel as Mr. White "The Wolf" in Pulp Fiction. The image shows the Wolf looking into the blood splattered car, discussing how to "fix" the problem. Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta (as Jules Winnfield and Vincent Vega respectively) stand in the background looking.

dollyllama@dollyllama· Apr 17

Image of Joe Pesci dressed as Vinny Gambini wearing a thrift store rust-colored polyester (?) tuxedo with tails and vest. From the movie "My Cousin Vinny"

dollyllama@dollyllama· Apr 17

There's an orchard in NY Hudson Valley area looking for help, guess AI isn't going to fill in those gaps. Seems like a good rate of pay, until you realize how hard the work is. Immigrants were willing to do it for even less.

Image of a Help Wanted ad for the Andes/Delhi area of NYS which reads:
Now Hiring For Fruit Tree Orchard Jobs
$30 per hour
Andes/Delhi area
Call 845-676-4364
Monday-Friday 8am-5pm

dollyllama@dollyllama· Apr 10

This is his type:

Image of Ivanka Trump as a teenager (pre plastic surgery) sitting provocatively on the lap of her biological father on top of a large statue of two parrots engaged in sex. Her father, the repulsive Donald J. Trump, has a smirk on his face as he holds her pressed to his crotch, with his hands on her hips. He looks directly into the camera, she looks lovingly at him, or off in the distance wishing she were somewhere else, hard to tell for sure. He is dressed all in white, white suit, shirt, tie. He is wearing black and white spectator brogans (?), she is wearing a very short mini skirt and satin tank top. There are palm trees in the background and it appears to be dusk/nighttime.

dollyllama@dollyllama· Apr 9

This MF is a major reason the US isn't all on board (in fact we should be LEADING) the clean energy crusade. But he undermined it all. Now China looks to take the lead and we lag behind even Ethiopia, Bhutan, Iceland, Albania, DC of the Congo, Paraguay and Nepal. Pathetic.

Picture of American Demon and the cause of US continued dependence on fossil fuels, John H. Sununu, former Chief of Staff to George H.W. Bush from 1989 to 1991.

dollyllama@dollyllama· Mar 31

Photo of multiple (8) bottles of ketchup or red sauce in unlabeled bottles.

dollyllama@dollyllama· Mar 22

It gets better...or worse:

Screenshot of Donald J. Trump, alleged President of the US, presumably from his "Truth" Social site. The screenshot reads: Now with the death of Iran, the greatest enemy America has is the Radical Left, Highly Incompetent, Democrat Party! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT

dollyllama@dollyllama· Mar 21

You'd think they'd have gotten rid of them first but...

Photo of Liam Conejo Ramos, the 5 year old boy taken by ICE and subsequently released. He is standing on a flight of steps wearing his blue bunny eared hat.

dollyllama@dollyllama· Mar 21

Perhaps less astute but way heavier, the Calvin and Hobbes Complete Set:

Image of a 3 volume set of books titled "The Complete Calvin and Hobbes" by Bill Watterson (the artist). The set weighs around 23 pounds.

dollyllama@dollyllama· Mar 20

Way off grid:

Modern day photo of a Conestoga wagon that appears to be currently lived in. The wagon has stairs up to to a door. On the ground near the stairs is a seating area with a small table and two Adirondack chairs, in the foreground is a large fire pit. In the background is a long post and beam fence, further back in a golden grassed field are dark colored cattle and beyond are mountains.

dollyllama@dollyllama· Mar 20

Good morning, ray. Happy Equinox!

Picture of 2 purple tulips. The background is blurred (bokeh).

dollyllama@dollyllama· Mar 18

Two images on a black background. The first is a waist-up picture of Evil Mark Zuckerberg in front of a blown up picture of his Meta Smart Glasses (spy camera embedded). The test at the top reads: "Meta sparks privacy fears after unveiling $299 Smart Glasses with hidden cameras: 'You can now film everyone without them knowing' The lower portion is a screenshot of a tweet response by posted by 'St. Vincent Price' that responds to the following posts with the words "it's Time" the screenshots (presumably from X/Twitter) are from 'millenianthemums' which reads: "i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick."
Below that response is a comment from 'iwasrightaboutthesun' which reads: "Modern day Medusa"

dollyllama@dollyllama· Mar 18

Explains this:

dollyllama@dollyllama· Mar 13

She can keep the extensions but no upkeep on them.

Image of the back of a person's (probably a woman) head with mangled hair extensions. They have blondish hair and are wearing a black shirt.

dollyllama@dollyllama· Feb 26

Eat the "poors" meal, drink your mercury water, everything is better now:

Image of a dinner plate with a piece of broccoli, a small tortilla, a chicken leg, and a single red M&M. The image was designed in response to Brooke Rollins, Trump Administration US Secretary of Agriculture, stating: "She claimed in a NewsNation interview that a $3 meal—consisting of a piece of chicken, broccoli, a corn tortilla, and "one other thing"—was a healthy, affordable option based on USDA simulations. " in January of 2026.
Image author unknown, potentially done in AI.

dollyllama@dollyllama· Feb 21

One more: Harvey Ross Ball, credited with designing the iconic:

Image of Harvey Ross Ball who is credited with designing the happy face symbol. He is sitting at a drafting table covered in various papers, on top of all the papers is a large drawing of the happy face: yellow background, smiling face in a circle. Harvey is holding a black marker in his right hand. On the wall are various pictures of the happy face symbol in different scenarios. There is a gray, industrial style lamp (not lit) over the top of the drafting table.

dollyllama@dollyllama· Feb 11

Photo of actor Rip Torn portraying Howard Hughes in his final days.

dollyllama@dollyllama· Feb 1

I think blue states need to cut them off, not just for the disproportionate collection/distribution but because they are not representing our best interests in even a small way. Why should the blue states go broke taking care of people who want us dead?

dollyllama@dollyllama· Jan 31

Image of an iceberg with just the very tip showing. The words "Tip of the iceberg" is printed next to the iceberg.

dollyllama@dollyllama· Jan 26

I am sorry, really regretful, that I didn't have the courage to use this when I had the chance. I'd probably be out of jail by now.

Picture of a message spike with 2 green pieces of paper "spiked" on it.

dollyllama@dollyllama· Jan 26

Anybody got $9K I can borrow? (Free shipping!!) shop.opticsplanet.com/throwflame-t...

Image of a robot flame thrower (link leads to purchase options).

dollyllama@dollyllama· Jan 24

It already is:

Image of an ICE thug slipping on ice in Minnesota

dollyllama@dollyllama· Jan 16

Remember Trump in the fire truck?