He's fucked off...enough of that orange turd please

Back to winning friends and influencing people

Mic drop. Yo!

Mic drop. Yo!

Did this have anything to do with it?

Just a bit of friendly fire sir

I loved trying to guess who'd they'd be on Stars in your eyes.

Mate, which part of "fuck off" don't you understand

Mate, you know what "fuck off!" means?

Ok, so let's see how this goes...

How long can you hold your breath? Start the clock🤢

@garethdennis.uk File this under "no shit Sherlock" Subject for your next railnatter?

He should've signed it in Compiegne. (One for the history buffs...sorry if you didn't get it)

There's always a tweet

Welcome to The Resistance

Maga thinks the Democrats put algae in the reflecting pool

Steady on...I thought The Telegraph were allin

Can we file this under "No Shit Sherlock"

"Lies". The word you're looking for is "lies".

The world has ended

Funny, what changed your mind?

Wins the internet:

@sulliview.bsky.social If you're teaching a masterclass in headline writing, you should checkout today's i newspaper. Brilliant!

Yep

Can we all agree, we never want to hear from this clown again?