Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

That was a surprise to me.

Inject this into my veins.

@ericbergpdx.bsky.social FTR, I worked on 3 of the films in the Subjective Question.

Where’s this guy when you need a crowd cutaway? #ENGARG

verify your age

Everyone except Nike who is selling this shoe starting today. 7-Eleven is suing them.

I think the club should do better than a forward with 8 goals in his last 89 games.

Ad agency: We want to make it look like Marsha's in a Chinese restaurant but obvs none will let us in. Director: No sweat, we'll use this 50s themed diner with red booths & add asian shit, fake scrolls, soy sauce dispensers, chopsticks, fortune cookies, one of those waving cats. Agency: Perfect

I don't see it. And not Ron Culp, he parted his hair on the other side. I'll bet Mick Hoban would know.

This is who Graham Platner reminds me of.

July 7th Spooky Season arrives at Costco.

Not now, Emergency Alert System.

Mayor Keith Wilson taking in the game at Providence Park

Great minds, etc.

It turns out there's a Watterson panel for every situation.

St. Clive, the Patron Saint of Portland Soccer

Make fascists wear milkshakes again.

Best thing I've seen in this #AUSEGY game. IYKYK

Related: this will never, ever happen. (Attn: @michael-orr.bsky.social)