Yup.

Hegseth. Artist’s rendering.

Kidding me with this shit, bub? @mark-carney.bsky.social

Greatest jam session ever.

A message to @mark-carney.bsky.social from Sackville, NB.

Id’ve preferred

Yeah, no, Mark. No. Nopety-nope-nope. No. @mark-carney.bsky.social

Telling my kids this was UFC Freedom 250.

Yes and

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one, CBC. Is it corporate greed and government indifference?

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one, New Yorker. Is it through crime? By criming? Criminal acts? Blatant, obvious criminality?

One and done. But a terrific one.

A hair post gives me the opportunity to once again assert that the greatest accomplishment in Hollywood history is Joan Cusack’s ‘do in ‘Working Girl’ and it’s not even close.

I dunno. You guys are all dunking on Todd but this is an actual photo I took of the guy who refused to seat me at Red Lobster because I’d forgotten to bring my passport.

Just five?