Nope

We need new jokes

Dream commission for me. I rinsed the archives, including my own DM interviews, and spoke to Daniel Miller and Gareth Jones to tell the improbable story of how Depeche Mode got from Basildon to Pasadena via Berlin

OK but that's like the whole day

Wow that's definitely what BBC Radio 4 Today presenter Emily Maitlis looks like. Must find out more

So relatable

I wrote this in my review of Cory Doctorow's book last month and it's happening again

Unbeatable AI book spam. I will never receive a better one than this.

I scrolled down the thread to see if anyone responded to this, very normally, with the words "Arbeit macht frei"

Such an exciting, joyful Wolf Alice gig at Finsbury Park. They can do so many different things so well and it’s been nice watching them grow in confidence over the years

Man walks away from the building he burned down

Well this was astoundingly good

Justin Webb in the company you would expect

Well I was baptised Catholic

"Honestly don't want to be rude"

I keep getting emails from companies about how to deal with the heatwave and they have this energy

Talking about listening to "EDM" in the 90s is the kind of error that would blow a spy's cover

You don’t see Marty McFly era Bowie very often these days. Doesn’t have quite the same ineffable cool as Aladdin Sane or the Thin White Duke. I still like it though. The only way to read Dostoevsky

I'm often reminded of this tweet when reading certain critics

That’s a weird way to categorise these people, Connections

New entry in the Top 10 of gigs I would most like to have seen. Just imagine: the tours for Black Celebration, Brotherhood and The Colour of Spring on the same night

Caught this bullshitter’s classic in the wild

I have tried to understand the case for a social media ban but this list (seemingly a model for the UK) just seems bonkers to me. What do we talk about when we talk about "social media"?

@sathnam.bsky.social I have bad news from AI

Struggling mentally with the dystopian premise that a fascist can become the world's first trillionaire

I'm not clear on the justification for this ban but their responses certainly don't weaken the case

All-timer birthday present

Might have to buy all the Chandler novels again in these editions

Do you know this quote? I think about it a lot

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