Mike M

@dosmas

I once caught a fly with chopsticks. He/Him/They

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Mike M@dosmas· 2d

Def one of the cooler fictional cars from cartoon history. Up there with The Homer

"The Homer" a lime green double-domed fever dream of a vehicle from the fifteenth episode of Season 2 of The Simpsons titled: "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"

Mike M@dosmas· 7d

There's an enviable sense of freedom behind those 0 pain eyes. What does he know?!

The pain scale guy from the poster in the ER. His eyes are soulless but he is happy.

The 8 and 10 faces from the ER pain scale poster. The subtle curve of the frown on 10 really sells it, I feel his pain, literally

Mike M@dosmas· 10d

I do like the "sprawling lexicon" and "very immaculate" callouts but the rest all feels a little bit mean ngl

Timeline fad palm reading score

64
Ordinary Primate
The Ticking Library
Punctual as a bell, and never the same word twice.

Mike M@dosmas· 13d

....no.

Limited Edition Nissin Cup Noodles Campfire S'mores instant ramen

Mike M@dosmas· 16d

Honestly surprised by "anime" and while the definition is different, the Double-Double dates back to the '60s and I am not that fkn old

1963
Double-Double® on Store Sign
Always committed to giving customers what they ask for, In-N-Out hangs a store banner early in 1963 inviting guests to "Try a Double-Double." Later, the popular new offering becomes an official part of the menu.

Mike M@dosmas· 17d

Very refreshing! It's better than expected but still not something I'd go outta the way to drink. Great for this oppressive heat tho

A cold brew/lemonade drink in a Guinness pint glass.

Mike M@dosmas· Jun 24

Carved a jack-o-melon to celebrate Summerween yesterday and forgot to post

An egg shaped melon carved with a silly jack-o-lantern face lit from inside and held aloft. It looks very happy.

Mike M@dosmas· Jun 15

Well that can't be good

Mike M@dosmas· Jun 13

Bart Simpson bed-bound and morbidly obese, holding up a rag on a stick, saying "I wash myself with a rag on a stick."

Mike M@dosmas· Jun 13

Another couple CD tags recently spotted in the wild:

Cobra Doug graffiti tag on a plastic New Times newspaper kiosk

Cobra Doug graffiti tag on a fire suppression pipe

Mike M@dosmas· Jun 10

Still bitter. Go Knicks!

Three shots from the 2007 Suns/Spurs NBA playoff showing Robert Horry hip-checking Steve Nash into the announcers table and the ensuing reaction from Nash as he's held back by a ref.

Mike M@dosmas· Jun 9

Heh, boobs.

Toyota Corolla digital panel reading nominal oil temp, 103°F outside temp, and 80085 miles driven. BOOBS

Mike M@dosmas· Jun 4

They're just normal frogs, just innocent frogs. C/O @hannahorca.bsky.social

Totally normal frog stickers, enamel pin, and a handmade lil angler fish

Mike M@dosmas· Jun 1

Happy Pride month! Shout out to the time my parents came to visit and my mom asked me what "type of gay" this flag represented:

A blue flag with white stripes and a crescent moon. It is the Moon Knight flag from the LA ren faire jousting event hanging from a closet door jamb.

Mike M@dosmas· May 30

The Pübes rocked the fukken house last night!

Mike M@dosmas· May 29

Sorry, boss. Can't make it back to the office today. Gotta drive around this parking lot until my odometer hits the funny number

A Corolla odometer reading 80079 miles, just 6 miles to go.

Mike M@dosmas· May 9

It's true.

Blue Honda with custom license plate reading:

Arizona
Is Hot

Mike M@dosmas· May 3

"BOOBS" in the sky via the Donkey Kong Font Generator

Mike M@dosmas· May 2

I ordered the Jones Soda Co's Fallout™-branded Sunset Sarsaparilla back in late Oct. as a Christmas gift for friends, shipping was delayed 8+ weeks and when I complained they offered to refund my shipping costs but never did. Just found them sold for $1.99/bottle at a fucking Cracker Barrel.

Jones Soda product page for their Fallout branded Sunset Sasparilla. Only $24.99/4pk!

4 bottles of Fallout branded Sunset Sasparilla by Jones Soda Co. found in the Cracker Barrel gift shop for $1.99/bottle.

Mike M@dosmas· May 1

If I come out to Pasadena for this - will I actually get to meet the Penguin from some Random House that shipped my copy of Shock City Punks?

A shipping label on a manilla package with return address from "Penguin Random House"

A fresh new copy of Shock City Punks on top of the manilla envelope

Mike M@dosmas· Apr 26

From the discussions page:

Comment on Steam page: "if i buy this game , does it add to the dev's commissary funds?"

Mike M@dosmas· Apr 24

My suggestion for how to deal with them both:

Torgo's Executive Powder from Futurama. A product made from the pulverized remains of corporate executives and has a million and one uses!

Mike M@dosmas· Apr 23

@codyjohnston.bsky.social dropped the line "He looks like he has multiple Facebook groups devoted to warning people about him." about the new CFTC Chairman Michael S. Selig, and pulled up his Wikipedia page and:

Michael S. Selig - Wikipedia portrait of a guy that looks like he has multiple Facebook pages devoted to warning people about him

Mike M@dosmas· Apr 17

Cobra Doug, the spiritual successor to Penis Man, tag spotted in the wild today!

Cobra Doug graffiti on a fire suppression pipe in [undisclosed] AZ apartment complex

Mike M@dosmas· Apr 16

Y'know what? Fair.

Bluesky app in dark mode showing a red and vaguely menacing "Forbidden" message bar across the top

Mike M@dosmas· Apr 14

They're even putting protein in the shampoo now!

Mike M@dosmas· Apr 11

It's only a 9 point deficit at half, we got this! #GoSuns

Suns branded Maker's Mark old fashioned in a Suns branded glass can

Mike M@dosmas· Apr 11

This season of Wipeout is shit

The Artemis II crew exiting the Integrity capsule in the Pacific ocean.

Mike M@dosmas· Apr 10

My go-to ramen shop just played Sade's "Smooth Operator" followed by Prince's "Purple Rain" As if I needed another reason to eat here 3x a week.

A bowl of katsu chicken curry rice. Some sake and Sriracha on the side. Yatai Ramen

Mike M@dosmas· Apr 5

Granted I bought a couple drinks for friends.... I miiiiight have gone to the well a few toooo many times last night: