Lemon butter Garlic pasta with red pepper flakes and parmigiana emulsified slowly in pan using pasta water for sauce. #Pasta Gone is 60 seconds. Lol

You can do this. No one can stop you.

He's so corrupt and vile. We have to get him out.

More breakfast shenanigans aka fun fuel. Gotta a lot of things planned today and it will be a hot one in Minneapolis. Happy Saturday to those who observe. #Breakfast

Rick Ross likes golf?

Might sell a kidney to play this #AmericanCenturyChampionship

Do we even follow the constitution any longer? Get this demented orange fuck outta office

Big gym session creates a hungry dude. Here's some turkey loin, roasted potatoes and french cut green beans. I ate it all. Zero guilt.

It's not healthy but damn tasty. #HotTamales

Simple is always a good choice but always use top shelf sourdough. #GrilledCheese

Made some lemon garlic pepper wings for my buddy who is homebound with knee injury.

If you're hungies. I got you. #Brekkie #Breakfast #Yum

I want a refund. My teen won't keep up with me.

Get lost. Never a doubt for me.

Multiple signs like these in a MN neighborhood. What the actual F is wrong with these morons. Bankrupted crack heads should be a great choice. #Morons #MakeAmericaDumbAgain

Helping a buddy demo. The builder literally made the pantry a reinforced bomb shelter.

Sunrise rainbow?! Gonna be a good day. #Sunrise

Eat shit MAGA-GOP

Long day of work and some golf in the heat. Good night.

There once was a greek salad in the this family sized bowl. I may have eaten it all. Very little evidence to prove my confession. #Salad

Give me bonezzzzz ya dumb hooman. #Dogs

Forgot to buy coffee face. Glad there's a mom n pop cafe close.

Imagine.....

Any Minneapolis, Saint Paul or aTwin cities peeps looking for music tomorrow. My dad playing in the Peezy. #Minneapolis #LocalMusic

Pre-Gym hike. Perfect weather

You Might Like This #TwiceBaked #Tater

Find cooler train car graffiti. I dare you. #graffiti #art #train

ODB for me.