Cago ---> NY
@dragonfireny
Hey there, I'm DF! He/Him Do your best, and try to be kind to yourself along the way. We can make this world something amazing if we work together Over 18 please <3
There's no rule in the book that says a bull can't play baseball! 😎🎨 @diddydooart.bsky.social
Step one. Call DF Step two. Wait for his arrival Step three. Watch him throw your truck across the country Step four. Me, stepping over your house and yourself all afternoon
Fun fact! In the show, Angela Anaconda. Anaconda wasn't her actual last name. Anaconda was chosen by her after both her parents were eaten by an anaconda when she was very little And decided it was more fitting to use the name Anaconda afterwards since the snake was more of her guardian now
Typos? In my posts? It's more likely than you think! Dude. Do you have any idea how big my hands are, let alone my fingers!? Phones and keyboards are meant for the largest being of the world Look at my hands, LOOK AT THEM! 🎨 @futonmania.bsky.social
(not a wordle spoiler, older puzzle) These words work perfectly for a few of you Who am I to deny the fate of the letters and words drawn~
*sighs* We will never posess that trophy The holy rollers have won it five years in a row
Can you believe that this totally original. Not at all a rip off of Benny the bull has been around for 10 years as of now! Crazy! Gotta make him bigger and smashier~ 😎 🎨 @aricat.bsky.social
And fuck it I got maybe one more year before my hair thins to shit, dulla more then greys Have a human DF jump scare
Special days call for special cheat meals. And since its too hot to make Italian food. Borgers it is. And a cold as ice fosters in the proper glass
Speaking of "cramming fun down your throat" Be prepared for the birthday treats~ 😎 🎨 @diddydooart.bsky.social
Pizza in the morning Pizza in the evening Pizza at dragon time When pizzas on a bagel You can have pizza anytime~
Bagels were had for breakfast haha And! Making pizza bagels for lunch now
This is so close to how I looked by the way Follow 😎 🎨 @shadlycrue.com they're amazing in every way
Few have survived to tell the tale of his rampage encounters. As the sun rises in the middle of July, the planet writhes is agony once again For today, is the day that scaled hellspawn was birthed into this world. And now. He has awaken.. May the holy Dog save you all
Be sure to watch it and see a giant dragon smash the crap out of NYC
So they're filming for a movie here at the game. Mad props to the camera dude who worked on, Encino Man. And the pee wee shirt too