Drakyn
@drakyn
Union Carpenter. Local Landmark. Stories about me are probably true but I tell them better.
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I'm 6'3" with a Ron Perlman-sized head and this revelation rocked me. Now I'm thinking I should audition for some weird French movies
Look, he just has to get his Las Vegas mandated Workplace Sensitivity training done by the end of the day
3 y.o.: WINNIE DA POOH! Me: Actually, that's the Haribo bear 3 y.o.: WHY NOT!? Me: Well, unlike Haribo bear, Winnie doesn't have pierced nipples
Just ask yourself "How would Bandit or Chili say this word" and it flows better