I would like to tentatively revise previous statements I have made that there are no good billionaires and state that I am cautiously optimistic about one specific billionaire

Is this real? I want to go back to changing my profile song to fit my mood and re ranking my friends when somebody pisses me off

🎶In the showroom the mattress showroom the lion sleeps toniiiiiiiight🎶

I think this is my cat now. That’s the law isn’t it? We are having animal control look for owners because I don’t want to steal someone’s pet (but please please microchip your animals for circumstances like this!!)

We went to the vet and there’s no microchip

Found it. I definitely wore it better.

Oh hell yes guess who doesn’t have to buy groceries for three months

Reskeet with your mental state

Holy shit did Mark Cuban make a good point?

This morning Armani was too weak to stand on his own. We went to the emergency vet and she told us it was time. We were with him in the end. He knew he was loved and he’s not in pain anymore.

Like to share some cheese with Armani and Vera Ignore if you want them to STARVE

Vet says as long as Armani’s sugars don’t crash, she thinks he’s just still recovering from the constipation. His levels are high and we can monitor at home so he’s just resting and getting pets 💜

That’s all I’ve got right now. He is so loved 💜

Vera knows we are worried but isn’t sure why. She’s gone out of her way to let us know it will all be okay. 💜

Oh yes this is Vera!

How did we go from the door opening is a sign of the apocalypse to her watching the fireworks??

She made it 🎉🌺🎆

So on the one hand House Hunt is a fun app, I like the renovations and making the number go up, but on the other hand it’s radicalizing me even harder because what the hell do you mean a starter home is $900,000

So Armani is still only minimally passing poops and the vet asked for a video of when he tries to go so when I see him straining I whip out my phone to record and he gives me the ultimate stink eye Look at him he’s like “seen enough, perv?”

“If you go near my back door I will cut you”

I know it’s been A Day and I don’t have useful words but here is Vera overcoming her fear of the garage. She’s taking a break in building her spider army and refusing to come back inside.

Shout out to Lisa, who runs the art market, for taking my new favorite picture of me

How does one apply to be on the recount committee?

Oh by the way if you’re new here Vera is a cat

Let this be a lesson. Local elections matter! There are over 151,000 registered voters in town and 36,621 people showed up to vote, and the current lead is two votes

Poor girl cracked a tooth biting the vet but fortunately she was already there for an extraction so they just pulled that one too

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