Dr. Benny Boom Bots in China 🇨🇳
@drbenny
Living in China. I realized I have much to share about how to navigate in China. If you are planning on coming, hit me up. Maybe I can assist. Little things that I know would help you.
Once upon a time in New York City. Fred: You should wear a hat. It will make you distinguished and recognizable. Donald: I'm gonna comb my hair in a distinctive swirly an use a whole can of hairspray to hold it in place. Fred: You numbskull, all that hairspray, the fumes will rot your brain.
Guangzhou, China 🇨🇳 Beautiful city of 15 to 18 million people.
Server: How would you like you bird cooked? Customer: Lightly cooked please.
Lamb Soup two days in a row! My wife says it's not good. But I say it's not Baaahdd!
My happiest place is in a tent, in a Farmer's Market in China. Having Lamb Soup n' fresh Bread while enjoying Cold Beer!
My Credit Score dropped 11 points because of $20? Seems excessive over a 1% change.
I'm on the peninsula reaching towards S. Korea. It's been perfect and lovely the last two weeks. It's 5:50 am on Monday.
A morning walk on the beach brings calm hope and fresh perspectives
NBA Halftime report with A.I. fans moving around in the background.
NBA coverage in China is brought to you by JISSBON Condoms. JISSBON, because you can dribble before you shoot!
Ready for game 4? Chinese broadcast interviews Stephen A. Smith who's never met a microphone he did not like.
Pulte Homes nepotism baby in charge of our Intelligence Agencies. Whadda joke!
A.I. playing I'm a terrible person. Feeding the A.I. beast.
This guy is somewhere between doing "See No Evil" and wondering 🤔 "Am I taking Crazy Pills"?!
For sale at a clothing store in The Global Harbor shopping mall in Shanghai. Long Beach as in California, USA. The mall is huge and next to the Hyatt Regency Hotel.