DrRuler
@drruler
Host of The Poorhammer Podcast and Solely Singleton. Connoisseur of bad decks and garbage army lists.
For those worried about my picture of a garbage bin full of paint bottles, don't worry! ...We still have a couple paints.
The bliss you feel throwing out old/bad/dead paints. Paper towel roll for depth...?
Further proof that half the old GW sculpts look cartoony just because they forgot about torsos and waists.
We recorded a very lore friendly game of Daemons+Grey Knights vs Necrons last weekend. You'll get to see a bit of it in this week's episode.
Tomorrow, 222 episodes later, the episode we have somehow never made. There's always another topic to cover in Warhammer.
To my average audience member, This is how we saved stuff before you were born. Primaris Marines would escort bits around your PC and fight bugs. It's a lot like 40K. Fun fact: 2MB is also the file size limit for one YT thumbnail and berilio has issues keeping ours under the threshold.
The point in the paint scheme where it stops looking like garbage and starts feeling like an army. ...Just a billion more details to go.
I always feel bad nuking someone's clearly loving paint job. Say goodbye to this lovely hand painted and highlighted model. Back to black.
They are so ridiculously big. I wish they weren't so dangerous because I want to normalize bears as neighborhood community pets.
I don't care if it's just made up for the joke and some senior community team member actually wrote it, this is the funniest thing I've ever read in a WarCom article. Damn near did a spit take reading it.
Before you complain about "Warhammer Killer?" Don't worry I'm always a bigger critic than you.
We're even cheating and using DISGUSTINGLY good base art, if we had to make our own? Lmao. Here's an example of the last hour of iterations, we have gone the furthest with this one so far: Poorhammer background -> Killer -> Grimmest -> Challenger as we played with details. It's close now at least.
Shall we take bets on if GW dodges any mention of FW custodes models for the entire preview tomorrow? Calling it now: They're going to dodge it like Neo from the Matrix.
For a non-shitpost critique, a patron posted this image and it shows my issue with this sculpt. I'm not an SM fan, but I can still tell this is missing flair next to the other Veteran sculpts.
I would like to thank Space Maine players for funding the next 3 years of refreshes for other factions by buying the new entirely unique sculpt: Jump Pack Intercessor with Dick Flag
Just a few minutes of painting really starts to make a model pop. A whopping 3 paints and a few minutes total so far.
Our queen needed a bit more oomph to her base. She deserves even more than I gave her though. She came with a tiny 25mm, but luckily the updated digital rules said 32mm. I decided she needed a tactical rock at least.
I'll give one last hint to those looking for us at the Con today. This messenger bag is filled with coasters. If you see it attached to a big bald guy come say hi. (Yes, we're giant weebs)
In my defense, that guy had no chaplain drip other than a skull mask. His weapon is more noticeable when it's not washed out on a projector though. Wait why is the dread an ultramarine?!
To honor our Lord and Savior, Berilio, who is sacrificing himself in the editing chair today; you can find me at Adepticon wearing this shirt today: