🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈

@drucifer

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¿Es tu perfil?Reclámalo y drucifer.dirty.social es tuyo.Reclamar perfil

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· 6d

parody “now that’s what i call music” album cover, with the first two lines of Moby-Dick in dark blue block letters in front of a rippling water background. “ call me ishmael. a few years ago— never mind how long precisely — having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.”

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· 6d

parody generated image of “now that’s what i call music” cd album art. it says “now that’s what i call podracing” in vivid salmon and aqua block letters before a swirling purple vortex with blocky, digital-video-artifact-type effects

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· 11d

those textless Star Trek shocks are BEGGING to be paint-markered into og duals. this is absolutely just a Bayou

full art textless Overgrown Tomb from the upcoming star trek magic set. art by sam burley. an alien landscape is shown, painted in desaturated greens and purples. thick stalks and vines curl around shattered stone structures, and the ground is flooded with iridescent bluish water. it’s very reminiscent of a louisiana bayou with dead trees poking from the water

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· 12d

screenshot of gollum from Lord of the Rings asking “what’s taters, precious?” except taters is replaced with tankies. he has a worried, deeply confused look on his face, as if he can’t understand why anyone would use such a word

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· 14d

gm, thursday morning, i hope you escape the time loop, friends, i love you

compressed image of a wide-eyed tabby kitten standing on his hind paws making a face like 🥺 — the image is captioned in impact meme font:
“Thursday
Oh I get it now!
The days repeat each week”

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· 15d

this guy changed into his suit for the photo op but forgot to bring replacements for the shoes he was wearing for 3-drink lunch at the sports bar

cropped photo of the conservative think tank chuds from the original post. the man on the far right is wearing light brown suede slip-on loafers and kelly green no-show socks that clash horribly with his charcoal black suit. his ankle is visible, which clearly was distracting to the photographer because the whole group portrait is terrible

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· 17d

time to read some woke gay transgender poetry

photo of my hand holding a copy of emily wilson’s translation of The Odyssey. the cover design features gold-foiled women in the style of ancient greek pottery

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· 18d

today:

movie poster for Nolan’s The Odyssey, showing a wide shot of a wooden boat amidst the indigo waters, rocky coastlines and islets of the mediterranean. storm clouds loom heavy overhead

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· 29d

No Mister President, that bowl was made with prepackaged lettuce!!!! don’t do it sir!!!!

photo of donald trump eating a taco bowl, this was a Cinco de Mayo post when he was running for president i think, idk, time doesnt exist anymore.

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· Jul 10

omg who wants to go on a French Fry date with me? 👉👈🍟🥺

screenshot of google showing that Fri, Jul 10 is National French Fries Day

closeup photo of glistening golden french fries, some of them still have partial pieces of potato skin. the lighting is sensual, the fries are so inviting

a photo of fries on a layer of brown paper. there is a small metal cup of ketchup beside them. the fries are crispy and golden brown, begging to get dipped. the photo has a noticeably warm color tone, the entire photo is almost golden-brown

plastic basket of thicc steak fries/wedges, on that iconic red-and-white checked grease paper. the fries have that perfect flaky, crusty exterior that shows they’ve been well-fried, there is a small cup of ketchup nestled amongst the fries, as if enclosed in the embrace of a lover

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· Jul 8

*winks aggressively* *50-year-smoker voice* hey handsome fella

super closeup of the original pic in the post, showing a fucked up decrepit winking owl i think?? it’s incredibly cursed, i would not want to talk to it

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· Jul 4

u know i keep that mfin thang on me

handheld stainless steel wire cheese slicer, one of my favorite kitchen implements

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· Jul 3

yeah, no fuckin’ way i’m letting this guy make tsaheylu with my daughter

screengrab of young tarzan from Disney’s Tarzan (1999), he’s a lil white boy with dreadlocks, he smirks as his locs blow in the tropical wind

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· Jul 2

hope you have a good time at the

screenshot of apple music page for the band Slaughter Beach, Dog with “slaughter” covered up, this is a very specific dumb joke

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· Jul 1

when you mention the hair style/color of a character of the anime i binged in one day

that meme of 4 white dudes in the mid 00’s on a dimly lit couch looking at something out of frame and reacting excitedly

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· Jun 30

sorry but we need to talk about unrealistic body standards for men

a photo of a gorgeous longhaired borzoi with white and golden-red fur in a lush green meadow. incredibly long legs, long snoot, long body, long neck, just a precious precious boy

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· Jun 28

without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image

stock image of a vaguely european white woman with auburn-brown hair dressed in early 2000s fashion — black choker, pastel green henly tank top, hip hugger jeans. she is doing a sassy pose in front of a huge, glistening image of a dill pickle wearing a huge golden chain. the phrase “Pickle Princess” is superimposed in a vaguely cursive font. “Pickle” is in letters of green glitter

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· Jun 13

screenshot of uncle rico from napoleon dynamite edited with a speech bubble to make it look like he’s saying the quoted post

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· Jun 8

*Costar, looking at her phone, obviously not listening to what i’m saying*: oh yeah, no, DEFINITELY childhood trauma

screenshot of the costar horoscope app, giving her daily “At a glance” summary:
Your anger is a small child whose opinions and feelings weren’t validated.

her options for DO and DONT are nonsensical, it doesn’t even warrant putting them in the alt text. i don’t know when it started, but AI-assisted content is surely contributing to the nonsense

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· Jun 4

pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it b&w 🖤🩶🤍🩶🖤

selfie of drucifer, known and beloved on the internet as Big Naturals Luigi, with a black and white filter applied. they are reclining on a hotel bed. their dark hair is fanned out, and they’re doing a little pose with their hand behind their ear. they are gazing out of frame left with a stupid lil smirk. you can’t tell because the photo is black and white, but the ring on their left hand is turquoise

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· Jun 3

my 2nd place entry is this going viral during Joe’s inauguration

edited image of Biden’s inauguration, with that pepe-faced mouse that was popular a few years ago, MS Paint edited to be wearing a blazer and sky blue tie. the chyron has been edited to say “UHM, CHEESED TO LEAD YOU?”

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· Jun 3

julianne moore as Maude Lebowski. she is a pale woman with auburn bobbed hair, wearing a baggy olive green velvet tunic. she is laughing at something ridiculous she was just told on a cordless phone

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· Jun 1

my gender is The Cool Muted Tones of Classic Hand-Painted Scooby Doo Backgrounds

painted illustration of a marsh/swamp from the original Scooby Doo. a crooked, jagged sign stands among sharp grasses and cattails above poisonous green water. the words GO BACK are carved and a skull sits on top. the palette is desaturated, muted, teal, aqua, navy, emerald, olive

painted illustration of an abandoned basement or storeroom from the original Scooby Doo. a skull sits atop boxes that are covered with a dust drape; a brass candelabra with 2 out of 3 candles lit stands alongsife. a statue of a multiarmed eastern deity sits shadowed in the foreground. columns of green light cut through the gloom. the palette is desaturated, muted, teal, aqua, navy, emerald, olive

painted illustration of a castle from the original Scooby Doo. the crumbling stone walls and parapets have an angular quality. the 5 small silhouettes of the mystery gamg are visible approaching the portcullis. the palette is desaturated, muted, aqua, navy, cornflower, olive

painted illustration of a dungeon from the original Scooby Doo. a skeleton sits against a wall, wrists chained above its head. cobwebs are draped in the foreground and background. there is a bloom of pastel greenish light over the skeleton, as if illuminated my moonlight from above. the palette is desaturated, muted, teal, aqua, navy blue, emerald, olive

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· May 31

hmmmm…

screenshot showing that jesse raub has made zero posts about severance, a highly acclaimed psychological drama about how the dehumanization and horror of corporate culture

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· May 30

sorry @bingus.ough.club NOT COOL. anti-bro-code

screenshot showing me unfollowing Bingus.ough.club

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· May 29

*BREAKING* Wyld Stallyns have announced that they will not be playing at Freedom 250. A spokesperson for the band declined to comment on the rumor that Death would be in attendance without the band.

production photo from Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey. four teenagers dressed in late 80s/early 90s fashion stand looking down out of frame. between them is a bald man with pure white skin and black, sunken eyes.

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· May 27

production image of the Little Shop of Horrors movie showing Audrey (played by Ellen Greene), a blonde, petite woman in white wedding dress, standing next to the mechanical puppet of the giant carnivorous plant, Audrey II. a speech bubble has been added to made it look like Audrey is saying the quoted post.

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· May 26

i’ve been getting into canlander so yes, all too well. shout out to one of my favorite cards as a kid

brass herald, an artifact creature - golem from Apocalypse. they are a 6 mana 2/2 that has you name a creature type when they enter, then reveals the top 4 cards of your library and puts all creatures of that type into your hand. they are very bad but they have a killer bod. the art is by darren bader, it depicts a tall, statuesque brass automaton standing on a steep hillside. in their hands they hold a broadsword and a bugle made from a spiral horn. refugees/followers are visible on the hillside in the background, following in its wake

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· May 25

retvrn

art from the legend of zelda: link’s awakening dx game booklet. link is sitting under a tree looking hella sleepy or stoned. he’s wearing a green tunic that goesto mid-thigh, and no visible pants or tights. free-ballin it to save the realm

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer· May 20

*takes notes*