Bob Beatty (@drunclebob) · DIRTY

Bob Beatty

@drunclebob

People should be free to pursue their happiness. Flyers, Eagles, Phils, Sixers, Victoire, and still pining for the Beauts. He/him but you'll call me what you will and I'll care accordingly

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Bob Beatty@drunclebob· 28d

Don Knotts sighting at the match!

Mick Jagger looking oddly like a hippy Don Knotts in a white ball cap nattily attired in a dark blue, white collared. dress shirt adorned with tiny white flowers that tie it all together. Really...kudos...he looks great

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· 28d

Nice night but man we have some goofy ass fans

Philadelphia the 2026 MLB All-Star game

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· 29d

Well it was a good postal delivery. Congrats Tom @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social you have made it to the New Jersey Pine Barrens. You can now claim to be "a piney from my head down hiney"

Three books 1983, Villager, Everything Will Swallow You. All by the author Tom Cox who lives in England and has had quite a few cats

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Jul 11

They love hanging out while we have beers at my buddies fire pit

Black bear in the Poconos Pennsylvania that just wanted to lay in the soft green grass by the just out of frame fire pit and have beers with us

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Jul 7

Obligatory "oh wow the timing" but oh wow the timing

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Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Jul 6

Ackos ack ha ha ack

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Jul 6

Mike + The Mechanics 1989 tour poster

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Jul 5

Spud would like to nominate her pal Jack Benny. Though they both agree Jim and Hettie are top notch

Jack Benny, exhausted from telling her no, finally accepts the always adorable Spud's presence

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Jul 4

And the money

Pre red scare dollar bill without in god we trust on it

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Jul 2

Me and my first cat Cosmo. A tabby who is stretched contentedly across my shoulders uncovered as I stand in my biege kitchen yakking away to someone out of frame

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Jun 30

Imagine always being this angry about made up problems

Stephen Miller, his face in it's normal twisted mask of misdirected anger, spits all over himself in a blind rage about something that is surely pure fiction

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Jun 29

Wearing a green suit and a sad face in front of some party balloons a young Peter Brady realizes no one is coming to the celebration he has thrown for himself

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Jun 21

Indeed! Looks like the spot where they do the Witchcraft brewfest

Moonrise in the Pine Barrens. A glowing moon rises above a stand of tall pines at the edge of a mirror like lake

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Jun 17

Kelly green t-shirt with a photo of John F Kennedy and DallasSucks written in old Eagles font

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Jun 13

White Sox pitcher wearing black shorts

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Jun 8

Finally

@ HARD MODE
84-0
HOCKEY
FINAL REGULAR-SEASON RECORD
84-0
168 POINTS
7.1 GPG . 12.1 APG : .943 sV% . 1.48 GAA . 18 SO
PERFECT SEASON
ATTACK DEFENSE
97 92
C
LW
Wayne Gretzky 1980s EDM 52G.163 A .215 PTS
Alex Ovechkin 2010s WSH 51 G-38 A :89 PTS
Mike Bossy 1980s NYI 64G-83 A-147 PTS
Adam Fox 2020s NYR 11 G -63 A-74PTS
RW
D
Nicklas Lidstrom 2000s DET 16G-64A-80 PTS
Connor Hellebuyck 2020s WPG 2.00 GAA :.925 SV%
D
C
Can you go 84-0? 84-0.com

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Jun 4

Did Kirk sleep out for Lane Kim's wedding?

Kirk leaving Lane Kim's wedding with a sleeping bag and cooler implying he'd spent the evening camped out

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· May 30

tl;dr

Artie Lange, unshaven, overweight, cigarette between hisvlipd, allcaps caption in lower yhird with hs trademark WAAAA from his time on the Howard Stern show

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· May 29

This guy used to hang out with us when we'd be having a few cocktails around the fire pit in the Poconos.

Black bear enjoying sunflower seeds as his friends have a few beers (friends out of frame)

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· May 18

Jesus super imposed over Colonel Sanders in a KFC that instead reads JFC

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· May 15

@dennycarter.bsky.social Bluesky, the sports app!

An image of trending top 5 bluesky topics in which 4 (WNBA, PWHL FINALS, Olivia Miles, Laura Stacey) are all sports related

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· May 6

Cheers

A glass of Brixton beer

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· May 4

Dave Brubeck sits at a piano. Text that reads "Sorry, Nerds
5/4 is Dave Brubeck Day" is to his left

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· May 3

"We're plugging the leaks as fast as we can captain! "

Rudy Giuliani's dark brown brain's running down his cheek from a leak near his way to dark right sideburn. A shocked look on his face as he realizes folks can see what his head is full of

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Apr 26

Bring back these beauties for those tracks

Buddy Baker's Dodge Charger Daytona

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Apr 25

A crazed eye on orange fur with something orange and bristly

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Apr 20

Norton was just that guy, still makes me smile like that all these years later

My stripey cat Norton giving me almost more love than I can handle. I feel it still

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Apr 19

Randy from Pee Wee's Playhouse

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Apr 18

A black cab in London with a "Greetings from New Jersey" tourism ad on it

Bob Beatty@drunclebob· Mar 29

Never a bad day at the ballpark

Citizens Bank Park Philadelphia, Pa.