Opie in the sky with diamonds

@duchessopie

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Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· 8h

Sometimes New Mexico just feels like Mexico. Not a bad wedding.

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· 3d

An underrated scene from The Office imo

Scene from The Office with Kevin and Andy:
Oh now do
THE SWEDISH CHEF.
- UH, I'M NOT FAMILIAR.
WHAT PROVINCE IS HE FRUM!
HE LIVES
ON SESAME STREET, DUMBASS.

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· 6d

Yeah the families often consent and participate. This isn’t edgy.

a true crime podcast I would listen to is one where the victims families walk in and sit down in the studio halfway through the episode
YKS @yourkickstartersu... • 2d why do they do this. why do the true crime shows have so much confetti

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· 8d

What’s the scenario or holiday where you would need this card

Greeting card: dear ex I still love you and to be fair I didn’t know it was possible to break my heart that many times

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· 13d

4. I’m a natural redhead.

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· 26d

Took my daughter to the grocery store out of spite (re: discourse) and she carried her emotional support lime and repeated “I’m going shopping!”

Toddler holding a lime in a shopping cart with a stuffed yellow duck, her face is not visible

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· Jul 12

A meme I made years ago

Vince McMahon meme:

Singing the Star Spangled Banner before a baseball game
Shouting "O" during the Star Spangled Banner at an Orioles Game
Shouting "O" during the Star Spangled Banner AND O
Canada at the Blue Jays vs the O's

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· Jul 6

lol

Large plywood marked “not copper! Fiber!” In front of a large spool of wire

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· Jul 6

The woman, a 41-year-old Maine resident named Jenny Racicot, detailed the alleged incident to POLITICO in three interviews over
the past two weeks. POLITICO also spoke with a man Racicot dated and confided in the years after the alleged incident, and reviewed documents, including emails between Racicot and her therapist and messages between Racicot and an acquaintance whom she warned against getting involved with Platner years before he ran for office.

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· Jul 3

Do your part!

Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA screenshot of music player

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· Jun 25

Our public labor board is called PELRB and I always think of this when I see it

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· Jun 24

Guy who asked for these to come back? We didn’t need these.

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· Jun 17

Who decided that Albuquerque was a good idea? Just like, as a concept? Thank god I don’t live in phoenix.

Screenshot of weather app 94° high of 98°

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· Jun 7

I stopped by an estate sale and I couldn’t help myself.

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· Jun 3

Before court After court (winning)

White woman with short red hair in a blue blazer smiling at the camera

White woman with short red hair in a blue blazer smiling at the camera wearing sunglasses

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· May 31

My dad attended a 50 year navy reunion of his nuclear sub mates and the guy in the middle was their *captain*, this is very cool to me.

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· May 25

Yeah. It was this.

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· May 21

Here’s what I’ve learned: once you get an EV, this hurts even more because if you had driven your other car this would be pennies.

Gas pump showing $78.38 for 14.17 gallons

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· May 19

SpongeBob dried out because he’s exposed to air

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· May 14

What’s Biden’s activation phrase? Wrong answers only.

michaelcooke79 53m
+ Ladies and gentlemen, this is your damn lunatic
of a President. Impeach him. Now.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Follow
SLEEPY JOE was a RUSSIAN AGENT!
He was invited to MOSCOW in 1987 and that's when he became compromised!
That's why RUSSIA helped him STEAL the 2020 election from ME! They even used CHINA to spread THE FAKE COVID VIRUS using 5G towers and inside WAYFAIR FURNITURE! The "Joe Biden" that sometimes did press conferences was actually BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA in a VERY WELL made HOLLYWOOD MASK!!
Everyone now knows that. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
7.83k ReTruths 30.4k Likes May 12, 2026 3:11 AM

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· May 6

The actual US Department of Education posted this.

Mrs puff from SpongeBob holding a red “MAGA” book, text: teachers are dedicated

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· Apr 26

Thanks, Canva. I'm legit going to put this in my office.

Text in purple and pink "Respectfully, this is an office, not the emergency room."

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· Apr 26

This. I’m tempted to print this out and put it on my office wall.

Screenshot of a woman at a desk with text “Quick PSA. No matter what your boss says...
most of workplaces operate in manufactured urgency.
Unless you're performing emergency surgery or keeping someone alive, it' probably not that serious.
Respectfully, it's a job. Not a trauma ward.”

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· Apr 13

Dude

New balance sneaker in shape of a penny loafer

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· Apr 7

One of these

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· Apr 5

I’ve been pretty firm about simple holidays with my kid, but in the grand scheme of things this is so much stuff and we are so privileged to provide this for her.

Green Easter basket with stuffed bunny, book and blue tin with toys inside sitting on the floor next to a plastic Easter egg

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· Mar 19

Natural amphitheater!

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· Mar 17

My daughter keeps pointing to this and shouting “cock! Cock!” So.

Toddler finger pointing at a clock in a book

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· Mar 10

Today I married @notsomerando.bsky.social and I swear to God this is the last time.

A couple sitting together in a field of dry grass

Opie in the sky with diamonds@duchessopie· Mar 5

I’m sorry, I’m supposed to clap for these men?