Joshua Duckworth🦆🦆🦆
@duckzio
Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider, but see, me, it was a duck. He/Him. Quack.
I am under extreme emotional distress, aka friends and I are trying to compile personal top 50 games of all time lists
Sometimes social stealth is standing in line to hit the head...outside...in the streets.
Went to sleep late (830pm) Woke up early (12am) Kissed the game goodbye (left the Switch behind to still hit gym at 330am) Baby, it's Goodnight Shirley (idk I'm delirious)
"Nearly 500 followers" on the internet is cool. "Nearly 500 followers" in Podunk middle of nowhere is indicative of a cult. "Nearly 500 followers" in a literal sense would be a panic-inducing, why-are-you-all-following-me scare.
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy."
Damn, Amazon, I know I live in the middle of nowhere, but c'mon, that long?
A wise man named Waldo once said, "If it weren't for bad luck, we'd have no luck."
Starduck's face when it's his birthday, he's the birthday boy, but everyone's talking about Star Fox who has, yet again, stolen his thunder. He ain't even got any grapes yet. SMH.
Oh. OH. I am unwell. I neeeeeed Blood of Dawnwalker, I neeeeeeeeeeeeed it. gameinformer.com/preview/2026...