Is it penis time yet?

Stiff up those poppers bc I'm your alpha. Bitch. 🤣🤣🤣

Road trip dong time

Whatta ya think?

Dong swanging on #fcf

Just chilling, doing dad stuff with the 1 and only @deaneros.bsky.social

Clever statement.

Your dad's secret crush? Naw... I'm your cousin's favorite DILF.

About to enter my DILF era. Are all ya'll ready?

Trynna be funny.

Happy #fcf

Ya'll like a man in a kilt?

Let's jack dong on this #fcf

It's #FCF again already?

Hang over days be bed days.

It's still #fcf

Wait... it's #fcf again already?!

No one will make a cloud island with me. And I'm starting to take this personally.

It's #fcf people!

Happy #fcf people!

How do I have bear face when I'm not a bear?

It's not too late for #fcf is it?!

Good morning and happy #fcf to you all!

Happy #fcf !

Ok. . . but why he kinda actually look like me?

Gotta get broad.

Trying get buff, bro.

I took this one to heart. 💔

This thing is unreal (Not sponsored but I wish I was) #thehandy

Tryinna get bigger over here.