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Duke of Bees

@dukeofbees

He/they 🔸 King of the Dayfairies 🔸 Lost in the Cursewilds

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Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· 11d

Currently living for the tiny Registeel that's on the front of the Pokemon Center website right now

A crop of a pokemon website display themed around die-cut stickers of many of the Pokemon. Registeel sits slightly separated from the bulk of the group, much smaller in scale than most of the stickers and rotated about 100° to the left. It's like they're drifting in space

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· 20d

I love YouTube's Hank Green because he'll put out a very interesting scientific video with the strangest most conspiracy-type titles and thumbnails

Hank Green's video on what types of stars we can see from earth, titled "The Sky is a Lie" with the thumbnail saying "You Have Never Seen a Normal Star"

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· 20d

Wake up motherfuckers, Zant is on the island #TomodachiLife

A mii rendition of Zant from Twilight Princess

Zant from Twilight Princess

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· 23d

Zant, perhaps?

Two pictures of the character Zant from the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess: one with his helmet on and one without

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· 27d

I'm scared what the fuck is happening

A screenshot of the notifications tab showing 6 accounts that are all firstname-lastname with eyes-to-the-camera pictures of AI-genersted people, all following me and liking my two latest posts all at once

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Jul 2

Neocaridina SWEEP

An itty bitty shrimp, no longer then 3/4in, stands on a fallen Greek column decoration. He has a striking red carapace that gives way into a clear back half, speckled with red, and back into solid red at the tail. What a great critter

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Jun 30

Manta bandage...

A close crop of the above art, centered on a manta ray-shaped bandage on the character's leg

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Jun 27

Screamin' Sicilian has some explaining to do regarding this "pepperoni and meatball pizza"

A photo of a frozen pizza with 22 pepperonis and 1 meatball

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Jun 25

Meet me in Showdown 1v1s scrub, you won't

A picture from Pokemon Showdown's team builder of a Type: Null named Big Red Button. Its only moves are Thunder Wave and Last Resort

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Jun 19

Fear not; I am licensed kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...

An image of the "Bluesky License" for the poster Duke of Bees, generated using https://kojira.github.io/bluesky-license/

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Jun 10

The fungus-haunted world

A wide-view picture of a moderately-large home aquarium early in its life. The plants are short, and the water is slightly clouded and thickly yellow with tannins. Porous, stump-like pieces of light-tan wood frame the tank on the left, and rock-like, jagged, dark brown wood and weathered grey stones sit to the left.

A close-up of a tall stump-like piece of wood, underwater and covered in patches of wispy, mucus-like, white fungal mats.

A close-up of the tip of one of the roots at the base of one of the stumps, covered in more fungus, formed into filaments that radiate off the limb like hair.

A close-up of the base of one of the jagged pieces of wood, with small patches of white fungus interspersed over its edges, the dense wood harder for the fungus to digest. A cave-like hole in the wood extends into the background, and aquatic grass slightly obscures the scene from the foreground.

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Jun 6

My people will reap the benefits of the tropics, and enjoy the vast Northern Interior Ocean

A screenshot of the map in the original post, with a tropical zone bordered by two oceans circled on the far left edge

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Jun 2

Happy Pride

A picture of a meat seller's display with one section labeled "top sirloin" and the other labeled "bottom sirloin"

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Apr 29

The two things I care most about

Two phone notifications on a phone's lock screen, each from separate Discord servers. One says "Facts" and the second says "Orbs"

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Mar 24

La creatura

A crop of the above image, focused on the Claydol with big, round, glassy eyes

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Mar 19

I'm cooking I fear

"So I've got some thoughts on adventure party theory

I believe the most essential and well-balanced party comp is a group of 3: the Diviner, the Delver, and the Duelist. All other party members are extensions of these members' roles

Diviner: uses magic to aid the party from a distance, ideally has healing, and usually packs varied types of magic that confer some amount of utility"

"Delver: the party member who takes point when in dungeons or especially dangerous terrain (this situation is termed delving). Either heavily armored or evasive. Gives passive bonuses to the Duelist and flex support to the Diviner from between the two, or supports the fight from off to the side with ranged weapons or sneak attacks

Duelist: the battle leader of the group who specializes in close-range combat. Often equipped to most consistently deal damage, and is most likely to encroach on other party's formations to break them. Typically in front of combat, but trails the Delver during delves and is often commanded, guided, or supported in these combats by them"

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Mar 13

I feel it, big guy

A crop from the image on the original post. It's close-up on a bear-type creature with saber teeth and wearing a nonplussed expression

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Mar 12

Saw this and got scared

A screencap of the first line of a post by TAHK0 that reads "the perfect solution to shooting goofy"

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Mar 9

You'll never take him from me

A picture of a Regigigas in Pokemon Go. Its cp is only 60- it's level 1!

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Feb 17

For those who don't know, I've done some spritework for Pokemon Infinite Fusion

A sprite of a fusion between the Pokemon Pidgeot and Magnezone

A sprite of a fusion between the Pokemon Pidgeot and Magneton

A sprite of a fusion between the Pokemon Wailord and Golurk

A sprite of a fusion between the Pokemon Kingler and Golurk

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Dec 30

I can't believe Earth.com would do this

An embedded headline reads "Surprise culprit identified behind toxic algae bloom that killed millions of marine animals - Earth.com". The text of this post falsely implies that, due to the way the headline is written, the "surprise culprit" was in fact the source of the article, Earth.com

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Nov 12

Hey, did anybody misplace some ions? I found a couple roaming around unsupervised

A photo of a softly-glowing aurora, separated into two nearly perfect halves: one green, one red

A photo of a brighter green aurora hovering just above the northern horizon in one elegant swoop. Dimmer arms of it creep into the space above the viewer.

A photo of the edge of a soft aurora emerging slantedly above a cluster of deciduous trees. It looks almost white.

A photo of a very soft aurora directly above the viewer. Thick wisps of pale green are washed in a deep red haze, yet easily pierced by the light of stars millions of miles away.

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Oct 11

Yes sir! 🫡

A picture of a mottled red shrimp on aquarium decor resembling a fallen Roman column

A picture of a milky white shrimp perched vertically on an upright decor column

A picture of a larger grey and black shrimp on a piece of wood overgrown with java moss

A picture of a speckled black shrimp standing on a piece of driftwood far larger than him

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Sep 13

A picture of lava rocks with the header "What is Lava Rocks?", likely from an AI-generated article

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Sep 1

#pokemon #fanart

A crude pencil drawing of the pokémon Zacian hitting another pokémon, Blacephalon, with its sword. Blacephalon is comically bent over the sword, apparently having been hit with some force. Overlaid on the drawing is a cropped game screenshot of the words "Zacian used Play Rough!"

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Jul 27

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Jul 9

Sharing my shrimp to bolster the vibes

A photo of an orange, black, and white shrimp standing on wispy, fern-like algae

A photo of several shrimp standing on overgrowths of the fern-like algae on a piece of driftwood

A photo of many shrimp, both wild-type and patterned, milling about on planted black sand. Several of them hold large clutches of eggs

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Apr 13

Screw it why not, interaction bait post

Get to know my music taste. For every like, I will post one song I love

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Apr 12

A picture of a northern snakehead fish from a news article captioned "A northern snakehead. You know what to do."

Duke of Bees@dukeofbees· Apr 11

Gender Envy

Registeel's shiny sprite from Pokemon Ruby & Sapphire

An image of four X Parasites from the Metroid series

A still from Ghost in the Shell of the scene where Motoko's body begins tearing apart while trying to forcibly open the spider tank

A fan art drawing of Marina from Mischief Makers